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| − | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Sorry, Jack... I mean, Homer, | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Sorry, Jack... I mean, Homer, you've gained a little weight. I'm putting you on a no-fat diet. |
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, but | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, but what'll I put on my ice cream? |
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Mrs. Simpson, your weight is dangerously low. | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Mrs. Simpson, your weight is dangerously low. | ||
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh. | {{qf|Marge}} Oh. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I'm putting you on a high-fat diet. |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} That | + | {{qf|Marge}} That doesn't sound very healthy. |
| − | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I guess | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I guess you're right. How about a medium-fat diet? |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Well... | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well... you're the doctor. |
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Right again! Ah, hee, hee, hee! | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Right again! Ah, hee, hee, hee! | ||
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{{qf|Narrator}} ...They licked the platter clean. | {{qf|Narrator}} ...They licked the platter clean. | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} But I | + | {{qf|Marge}} But I didn't lick anything! |
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Latest revision as of 15:59, July 17, 2026
- Dr. Hibbert: Sorry, Jack... I mean, Homer, you've gained a little weight. I'm putting you on a no-fat diet.
- Homer: Aw, but what'll I put on my ice cream?
- Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, your weight is dangerously low.
- Marge: Really?
- Dr. Hibbert: That's not a good thing.
- Marge: Oh.
- Dr. Hibbert: I'm putting you on a high-fat diet.
- Marge: That doesn't sound very healthy.
- Dr. Hibbert: I guess you're right. How about a medium-fat diet?
- Marge: Well... you're the doctor.
- Dr. Hibbert: Right again! Ah, hee, hee, hee!
- Homer: Aw, I miss fat.
- Narrator: ...They licked the platter clean.
- Marge: But I didn't lick anything!
