Difference between revisions of "In the Thrall of the Neanderthal!/Quotes"
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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It's fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved. |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought we just left the exhibit. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought we just left the exhibit. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} That was the gift shop, dad. | {{qf|Lisa}} That was the gift shop, dad. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} You mean we | + | {{qf|Homer}} You mean we don't get to eat yet? |
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{{qf|[[Neanderthal exhibit tour guide]]}} Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it. | {{qf|[[Neanderthal exhibit tour guide]]}} Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it. | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Wow, I guess | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wow, I guess anything's better than fighting against that thing! |
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{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures. | {{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, | + | {{qf|Homer}} Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it's stuck! |
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted. | {{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Ooo--oooh, stupid machine! | {{qf|Homer}} Ooo--oooh, stupid machine! | ||
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes! | {{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, no! | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, no! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} You think | + | {{qf|Homer}} You think you're so smart. I'll show you! |
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{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way. | {{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way. | ||
Latest revision as of 17:17, April 26, 2026
- Lisa: Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It's fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved.
- Homer: I thought we just left the exhibit.
- Lisa: That was the gift shop, dad.
- Homer: You mean we don't get to eat yet?
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it.
- Lisa: Wow, I guess anything's better than fighting against that thing!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures.
- Homer: Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it's stuck!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted.
- Homer: Ooo--oooh, stupid machine!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes!
- Lisa: Oh, no!
- Homer: You think you're so smart. I'll show you!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way.
- Homer: I want my candy!
