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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It makes me smile knowing that my hard earned green goes to pay the salaries of folks like firemen, policemen and building inspectors. | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It makes me smile knowing that my hard earned green goes to pay the salaries of folks like firemen, policemen and building inspectors. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} If you ask me, | + | {{qf|Homer}} If you ask me, they're over-paid! What have they ever done for me? |
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{{qf|Ned}} Hate to interrupt you, Homer, but we seem to be falling faster than Lucifer from the holy heights of heaven. | {{qf|Ned}} Hate to interrupt you, Homer, but we seem to be falling faster than Lucifer from the holy heights of heaven. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Flanders. | + | {{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Flanders. I'm on a roll here. And by the way, since I'm being honest, I think you're a loser. |
{{qf|Ned}} No time for chit-chat, Simpson. I forgive you. | {{qf|Ned}} No time for chit-chat, Simpson. I forgive you. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} No, Flanders, I mean I think | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, Flanders, I mean I think you're the losingest loser of all the losers in Loserville! |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building | + | {{qf|Homer}} Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building inspectors... the guys with the torches... |
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{{qf|City employee}} So I figure getting that fat jerk free oughtta run the city about three thousand dollars. | {{qf|City employee}} So I figure getting that fat jerk free oughtta run the city about three thousand dollars. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:21, April 26, 2026
- Homer: [thinking] Uh, oh, thirteen floors alone with Flanders! Is there no God? Hurry it up, elevator. Hurry it up!
- Ned Flanders: It makes me smile knowing that my hard earned green goes to pay the salaries of folks like firemen, policemen and building inspectors.
- Homer: If you ask me, they're over-paid! What have they ever done for me?
- Ned: Hate to interrupt you, Homer, but we seem to be falling faster than Lucifer from the holy heights of heaven.
- Homer: Quiet, Flanders. I'm on a roll here. And by the way, since I'm being honest, I think you're a loser.
- Ned: No time for chit-chat, Simpson. I forgive you.
- Homer: No, Flanders, I mean I think you're the losingest loser of all the losers in Loserville!
- Homer: Like I was just telling my good buddy Ned Flanders, thank God for the firemen, policemen, and building inspectors... the guys with the torches...
- City employee: So I figure getting that fat jerk free oughtta run the city about three thousand dollars.
- Mayor Quimby: No problem. Well, ah, just raise taxes again.
