Difference between revisions of "Burns' Birthday/Quotes"
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns? | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns? | ||
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent! | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent! | ||
| − | {{qf|Smithers}} Okay, but | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Okay, but I'll jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We wouldn't want your boots to get dusty, sir. |
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| − | {{qf|Smithers}} Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! With these air currents | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! With these air currents he's too light to fall! |
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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! I was supposed to go fishing with Barney! |
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, Dad, we know. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, Dad, we know. | ||
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Can we fly the kite now? | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Can we fly the kite now? | ||
Latest revision as of 14:38, February 26, 2026
- Waylon Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns?
- Mr. Burns: Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent!
- Smithers: Okay, but I'll jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We wouldn't want your boots to get dusty, sir.
- Smithers: Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! With these air currents he's too light to fall!
- Homer: I don't see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! I was supposed to go fishing with Barney!
- Bart: Yeah, Dad, we know.
- Lisa: Can we fly the kite now?
- Homer: In a minute.
- Mr. Burns: Get me down from here, you bargain basement Ben Franklin!
