Difference between revisions of "Springfield's "Take Your Child to Work" Day/Quotes"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I still think I should get paid for this. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I still think I should get paid for this. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, Ralphie, here is the most important piece of equipment here at the | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, Ralphie, here is the most important piece of equipment here at the station... |
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Tongue prints are smudgy. | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Tongue prints are smudgy. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} C'mon! What's the hold up? |
| − | {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} That's all of our money, sir. Would you like anything else with that? |
| − | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Yeah, dude, give me that bag of food and | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Yeah, dude, give me that bag of food and don't skimp on the ketchups. |
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{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Officer, that man just stole seven hundred dollars. | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Officer, that man just stole seven hundred dollars. | ||
| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, yeah? Well, | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, yeah? Well, I've got a gripe of my own. Where's my sandwich? |
{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} He got that, too. | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} He got that, too. | ||
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What?! | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What?! | ||
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hit the brakes, Chief! | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hit the brakes, Chief! | ||
| − | {{qf|Ralph}} | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'm flying, Daddy, I'm flying. |
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hang on, Ralphie! | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hang on, Ralphie! | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:39, February 26, 2026
- Homer: See, Bart, all the other fathers have brought their children to their dead-end jobs.
- Bart: I still think I should get paid for this.
- Chief Wiggum: Now, Ralphie, here is the most important piece of equipment here at the station...
- Ralph Wiggum: Tongue prints are smudgy.
- Chief Wiggum: C'mon! What's the hold up?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: That's all of our money, sir. Would you like anything else with that?
- Snake Jailbird: Yeah, dude, give me that bag of food and don't skimp on the ketchups.
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Officer, that man just stole seven hundred dollars.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, yeah? Well, I've got a gripe of my own. Where's my sandwich?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: He got that, too.
- Chief Wiggum: What?!
- Lou: Hit the brakes, Chief!
- Ralph: I'm flying, Daddy, I'm flying.
- Chief Wiggum: Hang on, Ralphie!
- Lou: Crime fighting must run in the family.
- Chief Wiggum: We Wiggum men have an insatiable hunger, for justice of course. Save your daddy a bite there, Ralphie.
