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The Quest for Ire

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Better Late Than Forever Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Cavewoman Marge Optional characters: Caveman Homer Internal name(s): TheQuestForIre ID(s): 276011 - 276014

The Quest for Ire is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Better Late Than Forever content update. It requires Cavewoman Marge to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark I have to say, your father is right about the cave lifestyle. It's very relaxing! I don't even have to wash dishes anymore. We just use rocks. How is that working out for you? Honestly, not great. I haven't found any flat rocks. Caveman Homer hungry! Cavewoman Marge cook! Cavewoman Marge doesn't have anything to cook. Because a certain caveman hasn't caught anything. Cavewoman Lovejoy had an entire megalodon for dinner last night. It's harder than it looks! I didn't know animals move around! *annoyed grumble* I'll get my spear. Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Complain About Lack of Food". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Caveman Homer is owned: Task: "Make Caveman Homer Go Hunting". The job takes 4 hours. How did the hunting go? Great! I speared so many animals! That's great! Did you bring them home? D'OH! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark C'mon, Marge! Can't you use rocks to grow...what's that stuff called that you and Lisa eat that's not meat? Vegetables? Who? So you just want me to reinvent agriculture so you don't have to work or hunt? Agri—no! I just want you to sow, irrigate, weed, harvest, and store crops! *annoyed grumble* Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Grow Prehistoric Crops". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark So you couldn't grow prehistoric crops from rocks. That's okay, sweetie! Everyone makes mistakes. I don't see you trying to help. I am helping! By telling you how you're failing. WHAT? Forget it! I only went along with this stupid cave thing because I thought it would give us more time to "snuggle". Ew! But then you stopped shaving your legs. Last night I thought a lemur crawled into bed with me. *shudder* You stopped shaving too! Manscaping with rocks is NOT comfortable! Oh, but I'm still supposed to do it, is that it? We've come to the point in the conversation where I should just shut up now, haven't we? Oh, Dad, we're way past that. It's time for me to strike a blow for cavewomen everywhere! But we're all out of wooden clubs. I meant metaphorically! Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Protest the Cave Patriarchy". The job takes 4 hours. Great work, Mom! You can tear down the patriarchy before the concept of it was even invented! You know that Mom and Dad putting on loincloths doesn't actually change the course of humanity, right? Fighting the Man is fighting the Man, even if the "Man" is an Australopithecus. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark I'm sorry, Marge. I got a little carried away with the whole caveman thing. Can we just go back to the cave and cuddle? I've got an idea of something I want you to try... Oooh, this sounds HOT. Oh, the cave will be on fire by the time we're through. Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Make Homer Cook His Own Supper". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Caveman Homer is owned: Task: "Make Caveman Homer Set the Cave on Fire". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. When I said "the cave will be on fire", I didn't mean literally! I'm sorry, Marge. I didn't realize that a huge, blazing fire could lead to stuff getting burnt! Eh, I had an inkling this might happen. That's why I let you try cooking in a cave instead of our real home. Quest reward: 200 and 20