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{{TB|Burn 'em…burn 'em all while I do some thinking.}}
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{{TB|Do you mean drinking?}}
 
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{{TB|Look, kids these days don't want rocking horses.}}
 
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{{TB|But they're fun! You can rock forward and then you can rock backward and then forward and then…}}
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{{TB|Cram your horses! When was the last time you two got out of the North Pole, anyways?}}
 
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{{TB|My people skills suck.}}
 
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{{TB|The kids…all they care about are these little lumps of plastic. You couldn't talk to them. They just stared and fiddled.}}
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{{TB|The kids...all they care about are these little lumps of plastic. You couldn't talk to them. They just stared and fiddled.}}
 
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{{TB|We couldn't get their attention. I mooned hundreds of them and zero response. You should see it. My mooning is next-level!}}
 
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{{TB|Elf Nelson, am I catching you doing something amiss?}}
 
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{{TB|I can explain, sir! Um…well…see…um…Aw crap. {{*}}splash{{*}}}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Milhouse Blush Furiously|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Elf Nelson Try to Straighten His Uniform|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Santa Sit Down and Listen|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Santa Claus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Elf Moe Jump in the Nog Barrels|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Elf Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Elf Milhouse Blush Furiously|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Elf Nelson Try to Straighten His Uniform|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Santa Sit Down and Listen|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Santa Claus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Elf Moe Jump in the Nog Barrels|4 hours|the [[Egg Nog Bar]], [[Toy Workshop]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's House]], [[The Actual North Pole]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Elf Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|…I see. Well, it's going to be difficult for you two to make your quotas when you're just learning what modern toys are.}}
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{{TB|Oh man, here it comes.}}
 
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{{TB|I wouldn't want to be you two.}}
 
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{{TB|But I appreciate your efforts to learn, so…what do you say you just take the rest of the season off?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}wipes tear{{*}} I love you, Santa!}}
 
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{{TB|As for you, Elf Moe… I know it's tradition to mix rum in eggnog, but your cup is nog-less. It's all rum.}}
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{{TB|Yeah see, I was gonna drink that first then the eggnog later. Like, a lot later.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:06, January 10, 2026


Santa's Little Employees
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Snow Place Like the Woods
Required characters: Elf Milhouse, Elf Nelson
Optional characters: Elf Moe, Santa Claus
Internal name(s): SantasLittleEmployees
ID(s): 275061 - 275064


Santa's Little Employees is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Elf Milhouse and Elf Nelson to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
Elf Milhouse - Surprised Elf Nelson! Wake up! The boss is calling.
Elf Nelson *rubs his eyes* Aw, man, I was in the middle of a beautiful dream about my dad. I was just about to clobber him.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth - Shouting You two! In my office, now!
Elf Milhouse - Annoyed We're in trouble.
Elf Nelson Whatever it is, Elf Milhouse, we're agreed you take the blame.
Elf Milhouse - Surprised We didn't agree to that.
Elf Nelson - Grim *makes a fist* I meant me and my fist.
Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Nervously Go to the Office". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Elf Nelson Grimly Go to the Office". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Do you two know what a quota is?
Elf Milhouse Yes, sir.
Elf Nelson We know lots of things!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth And do you two know that every elf has a toy quota every year?
Elf Nelson Yup.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth - Shouting Then why haven't you two delivered a single workable toy all year?
Elf Nelson I can explain.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth I'm all pointed ears.
Elf Nelson *makes a fist* Go on. Explain it, Millhouse.
Elf Milhouse - Scared Sir, please don't fire us!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Firing is too good for you! I'm assigning you a new supervisor. Report to the Nog Bar on floor 17.
Elf Nelson Yes, sir.
Elf Nelson - Annoyed *aside* Man, I'd like to shove coal down his stocking.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth - Shouting Elf Nelson, I heard that! As punishment, I sentence you to prancing practice!
Elf Nelson - Surprised That's for elf girls!
Elf Milhouse - Surprised Hey, I do it too!
Elf Nelson - Grim Even worse.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
Elf Milhouse We were told we had to report here to meet our new supervisor.
Elf Moe - Annoyed Oh, you. You're the two jingleheads I'm supposed to whip into shape before Christmas.
Elf Nelson And Christmas is coming so what toys should we build?
Elf Moe - Confused Why you askin' me? I don't know what kids like. I know it ain't me 'cause they scatter like mice when I walk down the street.
Elf Moe - Sad Women too...they scatter.
Elf Milhouse - Confused Then why'd they send us to you?
Elf Moe - Annoyed Cause they said I need to improve my "managerial skills". They said I "need a challenge" and that I should "take a bath".
Elf Moe Okay, look, here's some wood, glue and paint. Go make some toys while I get my nog on. *gulps egg nog*
Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Assemble Presents". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House, requires Elf Nelson, and takes 4 hours.
If Elf Moe is owned: Task: "Make Elf Moe Pour Himself a Tall Nog". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Elf Milhouse - Worried Here you go, sir. Five rocking horses.
Elf Moe - Annoyed They look like crap!
Elf Nelson What's wrong with them?
Elf Moe - Annoyed Look at this paint job! Are you insane or did you forget to open a window when you used that glue?
Elf Nelson Just so you know, sir, I didn't do much of the work.
Elf Milhouse Don't be so modest, Elf Nelson. You were a big help!
Elf Nelson - Annoyed Shut up, Elf Milwuss! *punches Elf Milhouse*
Elf Milhouse - Pained Ow!
Elf Moe - Annoyed If these was real horses I'd have 'em sent to the glue factory and then use the glue to glue your mouths shut.
Elf Nelson What should we do with them?
Elf Moe - Annoyed Burn 'em...burn 'em all while I do some thinking.
Elf Milhouse - Confused Do you mean drinking?
Elf Moe - Annoyed It helps my thinking! *gulps egg nog*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
Elf Moe Look, kids these days don't want rocking horses.
Elf Milhouse But they're fun! You can rock forward and then you can rock backward and then forward and then...
Elf Moe - Annoyed Cram your horses! When was the last time you two got out of the North Pole, anyways?
Elf Nelson Is Grover Cleveland still the president?
Elf Moe - Annoyed Oh geez.
Elf Moe Okay, new plan. You two get out there and go see what kids are into so you can come up with new toy designs.
Elf Nelson - Grim Elf Mildork will ask the questions and I'll make sure they answer. *punches his palm*
Elf Moe - Annoyed Ten more Christmases until retirement, Moe. Just ten more.
Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Investigate Current Toy Trends". The job requires Elf Nelson and takes 4 hours.
Elf Moe All right, you're back. What'd you learn?
Elf Nelson My people skills suck.
Elf Milhouse - Confused The kids...all they care about are these little lumps of plastic. You couldn't talk to them. They just stared and fiddled.
Elf Nelson We couldn't get their attention. I mooned hundreds of them and zero response. You should see it. My mooning is next-level!
Elf Moe I'll take your word for it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Elf Milhouse's exclamation mark
Elf Moe - Annoyed What the hell's the matter with you two?
Elf Milhouse We've been trying to make one of them button-pushy things the kids love.
Elf Nelson But no matter how much I punch Elf Milhouse, he just can't make one out of wood and glue.
Elf Moe - Annoyed That's it! You clowns are making me look bad and I didn't need no help!
Santa Claus - Merry Ho ho ho!
Elf Moe - Surprised Oh no no no!
Elf Nelson - Surprised Santa, sir! What a surprise. A pleasant one at that, may I add.
Santa Claus - Surprised Elf Nelson, am I catching you doing something amiss?
Elf Moe - Surprised I can explain, sir! Um...well...see...um...Aw crap. *splash*
Santa Claus - Thinking Why did Elf Moe jump in the eggnog vat?
Elf Milhouse - Surprised Forgive us Santa! We're behind on our quotas!
Elf Nelson - Surprised Don't turn our bones into toys!
Santa Claus - Happy Oh, ho ho ho. Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him all about it.
Elf Milhouse - Happy Whoa! We're getting "lap time"!
Task: "Make Elf Milhouse Blush Furiously". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Elf Nelson Try to Straighten His Uniform". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Sit Down and Listen". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Elf Moe is owned: Task: "Make Elf Moe Jump in the Nog Barrels". The job takes place at the Egg Nog Bar, Toy Workshop, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Castle, Santa's House, The Actual North Pole, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Santa Claus ...I see. Well, it's going to be difficult for you two to make your quotas when you're just learning what modern toys are.
Elf Nelson - Grim Oh man, here it comes.
Elf Milhouse - Scared We're in trouble.
Elf Moe - Happy I wouldn't want to be you two.
Santa Claus But I appreciate your efforts to learn, so...what do you say you just take the rest of the season off?
Elf Moe - Surprised Can I be you two?
Elf Milhouse - Surprised Gosh, thanks Santa!
Elf Nelson - Happy *wipes tear* I love you, Santa!
Santa Claus - Happy As for you, Elf Moe... I know it's tradition to mix rum in eggnog, but your cup is nog-less. It's all rum.
Elf Moe - Surprised Yeah see, I was gonna drink that first then the eggnog later. Like, a lot later.
Santa Claus - Annoyed A demotion for drinking on the job!
Elf Moe - Surprised Whaaa? So I ain't no supervisor no more?
Santa Claus Indeed! And that means you're no longer responsible for these two elves.
Elf Moe - Happy Hey, yeah! I'll drink to that! *gulps*
Santa Claus - Merry Merry Christmas!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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