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Order in the Castle

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Snow Place Like the Woods Required characters: Retirement Castle Orderly Optional characters: Hans Moleman, Grampa, Molloy, Wiggum Internal name(s): OrderInTheCastle ID(s): 275051 - 275055

Order in the Castle is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires the Retirement Castle Orderly to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark All right, Mr. Moleman. Keep your arms straight for now, and we'll have you out of that hole as soon as we can. *head in ground* Oh please hurry! I'm missing my soaps. ...Okay, here we go! One. Two. And pull! *pop* Hurray, I'm free! Tell everyone I'm okay. No one asked. I was stuck in the ground for three days and no one cared? Your roommate moved your junk out. Task: "Make Retirement Castle Check Moleman for Injuries". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Hans Moleman is owned: Task: "Make Moleman Sigh Dejectedly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. You know, just because we call you Moleman and you look like a mole doesn't mean you have to burrow. I can't resist it. When I was young I was bitten by a radioactive mole. Please promise me this won't happen again. I can't promise that. That's just setting myself up for failure. I'm sure you can resist... *head in ground again* Help! Help! I couldn't resist! ... Here we go again! One. Two... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark Hey, waiter! Where's the TV remote? We took away the remote to prevent any more political fights. Oh, so I can't watch my favorite news channel because some namby-pamby cry-baby liberals is afraid of the truth? Yes. That's the reason. Fine, then bring me a menu. I'm famished. Mr. Simpson, I'm not a waiter. I am an orderly at the retirement home. Remember? My name's Clark. Mark? Why, you still owe me twelve dollars, and don't think that dying in the trenches will get you out of it again! Mr. Simpson, calm down. No, you calm down! We got a sniper in the bell tower and I can't find the grenade that goes with this pin I just pulled! Oh, come on medication time! Hurry up! Uhp! Mr. Simpson, get out from behind the couch! Call in air support! Call the Canadians! The Boy Scouts! Salvation Army! If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Have War Flashbacks Behind a Couch". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Regret Checking on Grampa". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Mr. Simpson? Yoo hoo, Abe? ... Finally, some peace. He's asleep. He's really quiet though. Oh man, I better check. No heart beat. Nothing! Oh my God, he's...he's... *wide awake* Dead? Not yet. But...but you had no pulse! Yup. I save it for the news! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark It's good to see you again, Mr. Molloy. How long do you expect to be staying with us this time? Oh, only a few days, I expect. Just lying low for the moment. Good to see you've given up your thieving ways. Yes, it's the straight and narrow for me, orderly! It's Clark, sir. What's that? My name. Your name is...? Don't tell me. Let me guess. But if you'll excuse me, I see some fans coming and wish not to be bothered. If they ask for me, I'm not here because...well, I'm not. Please don't climb out the window. *climbs out window* Farewell! Excuse me, orderly! Have you seen an elderly gentleman come in here? Be more specific, chief. This whole place is lousy with old folks. Right. Have you seen the elderly gentleman I'm looking for come in here, orderly? *holds out name tag* My name is Clark. Says it right here. Let me put on my reading glasses. Nope, these are my shooting glasses. Nothing more difficult than aiming at a fuzzy perp. Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Man the Front Desk". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Molloy is owned: Task: "Make Molloy Sneak Out a Window". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Continue to Communicate Poorly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, MovingOn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. I'm sorry, sir, but the description you've given includes every resident of this facility. Including all of the women. Even the part where I said they were old? Especially that part. Hey, chief? Didn't you park right outside the front door? Sure did. Primo spot. Then someone's stealing your car right now. Is he a dashing debonair dude with a roguish attitude? I can't determine his roguishness from here. The man you described sounds like Molloy. Molloy! That's his name! *runs out* Let's go! Thanks orderly! *calls after him* It's Clark! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark Okay, Clark. No one knows your name because you've got to work on your assertiveness. Hey, orderly. You got any more juice? *offers orange juice* Yes sir. Here you go. *drinks* Ah, that's the good stuff. *hands back empty glass* Here. What are ya waiting for? A tip? No, I just wanted to remind you that my name is... Here's a tip. Don't expect a tip from me! *laughs* Catch ya later, waiter. Ugh! Maybe I should change my name to "Waiter". Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Practice Assertiveness". The job takes 4 hours. Moleman, I need some advice. You've been ignored your whole life, right? Are you actually talking to me? I guess that answers that. Yes, Moleman, I'm asking you. How do you deal with being taken for granted? Well, every morning I look in the mirror and I tell myself, "You are Hans Moleman. The only and best moleman in the world". So, an affirmation? Yes, then I look forward to the day and all the stealing I can easily do because no one notices me. Well that's...turning it into a positive. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. Thanks, Clark. *hobbles out* He said my name! My wallet! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on the Retirement Castle Orderly's exclamation mark Good evening, Abe. Here's your nighttime dose. What's wrong with your face? Why are you frowning up? There's that sense of humor we all love! Sleep well, Abe. Why's he so happy? Bet he's been dippin' into our meds. Or he's poisoned them. *eyes pill in his hand* Hmm...only one way to find out. You go first. Okay. For science! *tosses pill into his mouth* ... Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Perform His Rounds". The job takes 4 hours. There's something wrong with that orderly. He's happy. Too happy. Any happy is too happy! He's probably found a new job. Yeah, it's probably something important too, with meetings here and there... ...a jet-setting life crisscrossing the world to make hot deals for big money! And the women! One on each arm. That's all the arms he has! And bathtubs full of champagne. Hm, if he's gonna be such a big shot, we should really learn his name. Quest reward: 200 and 20