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{{TB|…and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.}}
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{{TB|...and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.}}
 
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{{TB|Last thing I volunteered for was the Army. All I got out of it was trench foot and the clap.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err…}}
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{{TB|Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err...}}
 
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{{TB|It's Clark, sir. I'll help wrangle these folks for you.}}
 
{{TB|It's Clark, sir. I'll help wrangle these folks for you.}}
 
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{{TB|Bless you…what's your name?}}
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{{TB|Bless you...what's your name?}}
 
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{{TB|Clark, sir. And if you want these patients to listen, speak loudly, slowly and have a bag of butterscotch candy.}}
 
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{{TB|If you'll excuse me, I'll lead them to the exercise room.}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}tossing butterscotch{{*}} Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it…}}
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{{TB|{{*}}tossing butterscotch{{*}} Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it...}}
 
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{{TB|Thank you for coming in, Mr…}}
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{{TB|Just "Jasper" is fine, sonny.}}
 
{{TB|Just "Jasper" is fine, sonny.}}
 
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{{TB|Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate…}}
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{{TB|Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate...}}
 
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{{TB|Please list for me all of the current medications you're on.}}
 
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{{TB|…and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!}}
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{{TB|...and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!}}
 
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{{TB|Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so…}}
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{{TB|Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so...}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}offers pill{{*}} Here's your first dose of "Senilifix" and a call button you can press if you encounter anything out of the ordinary over the next twenty-four hours.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}offers pill{{*}} Here's your first dose of "Senilifix" and a call button you can press if you encounter anything out of the ordinary over the next twenty-four hours.}}
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{{TB|No improvement in any of the trials, whatsoever. Honestly, it may as well have just been a sugar pill.}}
 
{{TB|No improvement in any of the trials, whatsoever. Honestly, it may as well have just been a sugar pill.}}
 
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{{TB|…the lot number? Let me check…JA-627-45-B-S.}}
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{{TB|...the lot number? Let me check...JA-627-45-B-S.}}
 
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{{TB|…It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!}}
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{{TB|...It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!}}
 
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{{TB|Enough! We will discuss this later! For now, I must think. {{*}}hangs up{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Enough! We will discuss this later! For now, I must think. {{*}}hangs up{{*}}}}
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{{TB|I now have a multi-week clinical trial which proves that a placebo sugar pill does not cure senility.}}
 
{{TB|I now have a multi-week clinical trial which proves that a placebo sugar pill does not cure senility.}}
 
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{{TB|I think my lumbago's been flaring up since that trial. So, I assume it will be covered under trial-related medical expenses.}}
 
{{TB|I think my lumbago's been flaring up since that trial. So, I assume it will be covered under trial-related medical expenses.}}
 
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{{TB|Er…yes, I suppose that would be the case.}}
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{{TB|Er...yes, I suppose that would be the case.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh swell. Hey, Doc!}}
 
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{{TB|Sure.}}
 
{{TB|Sure.}}
 
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{{TB|…next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.}}
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{{TB|...next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:05, January 10, 2026


Clinical Trials
Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Snow Place Like the Woods
Required characters: Walther Hotenhoffer
Optional characters: Retirement Castle Orderly, Jasper, Old Jewish Man
Internal name(s): ClinicalTrials
ID(s): 275046 - 275050


Clinical Trials is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Walther Hotenhoffer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark
Walther Hotenhoffer ...and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.
Jasper Last thing I volunteered for was the Army. All I got out of it was trench foot and the clap.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Confused Unfortunate. But those who participate will receive full medical coverage.
Jasper I'm in!
Old Jewish Man Me too!
Hans Moleman Please take me! I'll do whatever.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Surprised Don't you want to know about possible side effects?
Jasper If one of them is free medical care, sign us up!
Task: "Make Walther Hotenhoffer Get Mobbed by the Elderly". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
If the Retirement Castle Orderly is owned: Task: "Make Retirement Castle Orderly Lead Old Folks Using a Candy Trail". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Surprised Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err...
Retirement Castle Orderly It's Clark, sir. I'll help wrangle these folks for you.
Walther Hotenhoffer Bless you...what's your name?
Retirement Castle Orderly Clark, sir. And if you want these patients to listen, speak loudly, slowly and have a bag of butterscotch candy.
Walther Hotenhoffer Thank you, Clark.
Retirement Castle Orderly If you'll excuse me, I'll lead them to the exercise room.
Retirement Castle Orderly *tossing butterscotch* Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark
Walther Hotenhoffer Thank you for coming in, Mr...
Jasper Just "Jasper" is fine, sonny.
Walther Hotenhoffer Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate...
Walther Hotenhoffer Please list for me all of the current medications you're on.
Jasper - Confused I will, but I hope you cleared your afternoon.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Confused Is it that many?
Jasper Yes. And I may need a nap sometime in there.
If Jasper is owned: Task: "Make Jasper List All His Medications". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Walther Hotenhoffer Run Out of Paper Several Times". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
Jasper ...and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!
Walther Hotenhoffer - Confused Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so...
Walther Hotenhoffer *offers pill* Here's your first dose of "Senilifix" and a call button you can press if you encounter anything out of the ordinary over the next twenty-four hours.
Jasper *pops the pill*
Jasper *presses button*
Walther Hotenhoffer - Surprised Yes?
Jasper Nothing. Just feeling lonely. Wanna chat?
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed Wunderbar.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark
Old Jewish Man - Happy Hurray! It's my turn now?
Walther Hotenhoffer I do apologize for the wait. We're running behind schedule. We did not expect that we'd need to pry Mr. Moleman out of the wall more than once.
Old Jewish Man - Annoyed Feh! Moleman is more mole than man, and he's not much mole either.
Walther Hotenhoffer All right. I see that you've provided us with your very extensive medical history.
Old Jewish Man - Happy My proudest accomplishments.
Walther Hotenhoffer *offers pill* Well, let's add to that list. Here you go.
If Old Jewish Man is owned: Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Take a Pill". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Walther Hotenhoffer Brace for the Worst". The job takes place at Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals and takes 4 hours.
Old Jewish Man - Intoxicated *crunch crunch*
Old Jewish Man - Frustrated Bleh! What're you trying to do to me?
Walther Hotenhoffer - Surprised You're not supposed to chew. It is to be ingested whole.
Old Jewish Man - Surprised Injected in my what?
Grampa - Surprised He said "erected in a roll"!
Old Jewish Man - Annoyed Oi, I haven't had one of those in years.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Confused One what?
Old Jewish Man - Surprised What?
Grampa - Outraged Who?!
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed How are we going to extract data from these people?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark
Walther Hotenhoffer Two weeks of testing, and I have only three viable tests subjects to analyze. Oh well, now that we're done, at least we get to take their buzzers away.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed They kept mistaking it for the damn TV remote!
Walther Hotenhoffer Time to see what our little pill did.
Task: "Make Walther Hotenhoffer Analyze Test Results". The job takes 4 hours.
Walther Hotenhoffer So, after two weeks of clinical trials, I am pleased to announce that we can at least state with certainty that "Senilifix" did not worsen your conditions.
Walther Hotenhoffer Nor was it responsible for any of the emergencies you had this week.
Jasper Even the buzzing in my head?
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed We told you. That buzzing was your alarm clock.
Walther Hotenhoffer Unfortunately the pill seems to have no positive effect either.
Grampa So it didn't make me a genius but I just don't know it?
Walther Hotenhoffer You are not a genius and we all know it. If you are interested, though, I would like to show you how the data proves that nothing was cognatively altered.
Grampa - Groggy *snoring*
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed Yet more proof.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark
Walther Hotenhoffer - Phone No improvement in any of the trials, whatsoever. Honestly, it may as well have just been a sugar pill.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Phone ...the lot number? Let me check...JA-627-45-B-S.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Phone Annoyed ...It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!
Walther Hotenhoffer - Phone Annoyed Enough! We will discuss this later! For now, I must think. *hangs up*
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed I now have a multi-week clinical trial which proves that a placebo sugar pill does not cure senility.
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed What to do now... Perhaps some fresh air. Yes, a stroll...and then a cliff.
Task: "Make Walther Hotenhoffer Take a Thinking Stroll". The job takes 4 hours.
Jasper Hey, you! Mister Fancy-Pants Drugs Guy!
Walther Hotenhoffer Oh, hello Jasper. How can I help you today?
Jasper I think my lumbago's been flaring up since that trial. So, I assume it will be covered under trial-related medical expenses.
Walther Hotenhoffer Er...yes, I suppose that would be the case.
Jasper Oh swell. Hey, Doc!
Dr. Nick - Happy Hello fellow!
Jasper Cut me open, let's get that lumbago right out of there!
Dr. Nick Oka-ee dok-ee! And how about I throw in a tummy tuck for summer?
Jasper What do ya say, Mr. Drug Guy?
Walther Hotenhoffer - Annoyed Sure.
Walther Hotenhoffer ...next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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