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Latest revision as of 13:05, January 10, 2026


The Dark Heart
Tapped Out The Dark Heart Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Snow Place Like the Woods
Required characters: Lisa, Homer, Marge, The Simpsons Family
Optional characters: Maggie, Smithers, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheDarkHeart
ID(s): 275013 - 275018
Previous quest(s): Looking to the Future
Next quest(s): The Creeping Mold of Christmas


The Dark Heart is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between December 24, 2023 and January 10, 2024
Marge What a wonderful week we've had up here. Okay, kids, enjoy one last evening. We head back home tomorrow morning.
Bart As a memento, can I bring back a few skulls to add to my collection at home?
Marge All except the human one.
Bart No problemo. I've got all of those I need already.
Lisa Mom, I want to take Maggie for one last walk today. We have a few trees to say good-bye to.
Marge Just make sure you bundle up. It's cold. And stay on the property.
Lisa Absolutely! Come on, Maggie.
Task: "Collect Snowshoes" (x115).
Task: "Make Lisa Go for a Hike". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Go for a Hike". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Happy Isn't this great, Maggie? Look at all of this untouched nature!
Lisa And to think our family owns all of this! It's ours to do whatever we want with or ensure it stays like this forever! This must be what it feels like to be rich...or God.
Lisa - Happy Oh cool! A lake!
Maggie - Happy *suck suck*
Lisa - Happy Come on, Maggie, unless they see it for themselves they won't believe me. Just like the time I saw Grampa fall up a flight of stairs.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mt. Swartzwelder Cider Mill Sign

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa - Happy Mom! Maggie and I found a beautiful lake on our property! And it's not even frozen!
Marge - Surprised Not frozen? At these nose-nipping temperatures?
Lisa I think it's geothermal.
Bart - Smug I think you're geo-lame-o.
Homer - Thoughtful Hm, I didn't see any mention of a lake on the map, but you know how mountain people are.
Homer - Angry Maps are the work of the devil!
Bart Let's go check it out.
Lisa - Curious Bart, since when are you a nature lover?
Bart Since it's our lake and since I gotta go pee.
Marge - Annoyed Bart! We are not animals. Use the pit outside like the rest of us.
Task: "Collect Snowshoes" (x150).
Task: "Make Lisa Lead the Family Back to the Lake". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Carry the Food Cooler". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Carry the Firewood". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Marge - Happy Oh my goodness, Lisa. The lake is...beautiful.
Homer - Confused It's also glowing.
Lisa - Nervous Yeah, I didn't notice that before in the sunlight.
Homer - Thoughtful Hey, I recognize that green glow. That's the same color as the stuff that we pump out of the reactor at work.
Lisa - Worried That's it! The heat. The glow. Oh, this is terrible!
Homer - Annoyed Sure is. I hate being reminded of work.
Lisa - Nervous Dad, I think our lake is being used as a radiological chemical dump.
Bart - Confused *swimming* A what now?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Toxic Waste Lake

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Lisa - Alarmed A lake of toxic waste on our own property. This is terrible!
Homer Eh, don't worry, Lisa! We can sell it when we get back to Springfield.
Lisa - Angry No, we can't.
Homer Lis, this is America and we can do anything on or with our property we want to. Even run around naked on it like Johnny Appleseed!
Marge - Eye Roll I keep telling you that's not what he did!
Lisa - Annoyed Dad, this isn't just a little bit of toxic waste, this is a toxic Superfund site!
Bart - Confused Super fun? You're overselling it, Lis. I mean, it's okay I guess.
Lisa - Annoyed No, a Superfund site! It's seriously toxic which means it's illegal for us to sell it.
Homer - Surprised Oh, this is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life!
Lisa - Deadpan No, it's not.
Task: "Collect Snowshoes" (x115).
Task: "Make Lisa Break the Bad News". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Watch His Plans Disappear". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Sad We can't sell it and we're legally responsible for cleaning it up.
Homer - Annoyed Aww, I hate cleaning. How about I hire someone to do it? What kind of bill am I looking at here?
Lisa - Deadpan Hundreds of millions of dollars.
Homer - Aah Hundreds of millions of dollars? That's exactly the dollars I was planning to win in the lottery some day!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Marge - Sad Sweetie, is there anything we can do about this?
Lisa - Sad Not really. We're legally obligated to report it and then we'll be on the hook for cleanup.
Homer - Nervous Well...we don't have to report it if no one else ever knows, right?
Marge - Confused What?
Homer I mean...it's just us, here! If we don't tell anyone, who will know?
Bart - Smug I won't tell anyone as long as you make it worth my while.
Homer - Annoyed Remind me to strangle you later.
Lisa - Shouting Dad, we have to do something. Think of Mother Earth!
Homer Think how we won't be able to afford your college education if we have to pay to clean this mess up.
Lisa - Nervous Hm, come to think of it I do already have a mother...
Marge - Annoyed And your mother says we need to do the right thing! Unfortunately.
Bart - Surprised Hey, did you guys see that? Someone's moving out there.
Marge - Surprised What?
Task: "Collect Snowshoes" (x115).
Task: "Make the Simpsons See Who It Is" (x4). The jobs take place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Marge - Confused Is that...Smithers? And who's that with him?
Homer - Curious Looks like a hairless howler monkey.
Lisa - Curious No, it's Mr. Burns!
Bart - Confused And looks like Mr. Burns has a gun.
Homer - Nervous Oh no, this might be about that note I left in the suggestion box.
Homer - D'oh Why did I sign it?!
Lisa - Confused Actually, it looks like Mr. Burns is dressed for hunting.
Bart Let's go find out!
Marge - Nervous But we have to approach carefully from behind. We don't want them mistaking us for a bunch of mooses.
Lisa The proper term is a "gang" of moose.
Bart - Rolling Eyes I vote Lisa walks in front. Who's with me?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Buffalo Massacre

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers, I'm still not seeing anything. Sound the moose call again.
Smithers Yes, sir. *blows into horn*
Homer - Aah AAH!
Hunter Mr. Burns - Surprised Ah! There you are! Die, innocent scum! *fires*
Smithers - Nervous Sir, may I recommend we save ammo for the big game?
Hunter Mr. Burns Good point, Smithers. I wouldn't want to mount that head on my wall anyways.
Marge - Annoyed Hello, Waylon. Mr. Burns.
Smithers - Surprised Marge Simpson?
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed Who are you people? Why are you scaring away my quarry?
Smithers This is Homer Simpson and his family, sir.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Confused Simpson, Simpson...not ringing any bells.
Smithers Mr. Simpson is your plant's Nuclear Safety Inspector, sir.
Hunter Mr. Burns - Annoyed My plant has a horrible safety record. Are you really sure I can't shoot him?
Task: "Collect Snowshoes" (x185).
Task: "Make Homer Try to Remember Their Questions". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Silently Apologize to Marge". The job takes place at the Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, Fever Cabin, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Nervous Sir, did you happen to notice that the lake seems to be...glowing and steaming?
Hunter Mr. Burns Of course! And you're welcome.
Lisa - Shocked So it is you!
Hunter Mr. Burns Of course it is. When isn't it?
Marge - Angry Mr. Burns, shame on you. What gives you the right to do this?
Hunter Mr. Burns An agreement with the current owner bestowing me permission to dump nuclear waste here for the next eighty years.
Lisa - Shocked Grampa agreed to that?!
Hunter Mr. Burns He also gave me permission to hunt here, so if you'll step aside...I need to kill something today or I won't be able to live with myself. Smithers! Blow the call again!
Smithers Yes, sir. *blows moose call*
Homer - Confused Hang on. I thought we owned this place.
Lisa - Annoyed Not yet, Dad. The current owner is still Grampa. We won't be responsible for it until it passes to us when he passes.
Homer - Annoyed Then in that case I hope he never dies!
Homer - Surprised Did I really just say that?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Hunter Mr. Burns

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Dig Snowshoes out of the Closet Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Maggie, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Smithers 4h Holiday Cabin, Flanders' Cabin, Christmas Cabin, North Pole Elf Cabins, Fever Cabin, Spooky Cabin, Lincoln's Cabin, Virgil's Cabin, The Cabins at Honeymoon Mountain, Visitable Homes Snowshoe5, XP45
Order Hand-Crafted Snowshoes Randy, Paula, Cora, Off-The-Grid Flanders, Elf Milhouse, Elf Nelson Snowshoe8, XP70


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