Difference between revisions of "The Rule of Two"

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{{TH|After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TH|After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life.}}

{{TB|Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life.}}

{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made [[Henry Kissinger]] pee his pants in pre-school.}}

{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made [[Henry Kissinger]] pee his pants in pre-school.}}

{{TB|I think he was picking up his daughter.}}

{{TB|I think he was picking up his daughter.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}

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{{TH|After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TH|After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?}}

{{TB|Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?}}

{{TB|Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test.}}

{{TB|Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test.}}

{{TB|And US Senator.}}

{{TB|And US Senator.}}

{{TB|The world needs leaders, Nelson.}}

{{TB|The world needs leaders, Nelson.}}

{{TB|And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition.}}

{{TB|And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition.}}

{{TB|What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image.}}

{{TB|What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image.}}

{{TB|You had me at megalomaniacal image.}}

{{TB|You had me at megalomaniacal image.}}

{{TB|So the very end?}}

{{TB|So the very end?}}

{{TB|I'm a slow learner.}}

{{TB|I'm a slow learner.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Organize Bullying|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Organize Bullying|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus.}}

{{TB|The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus.}}

{{TB|Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach.}}

{{TB|Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach.}}

{{TB|{{*}}ooof{{*}} I feel better having donated to a deserving cause.}}

{{TB|{{*}}ooof{{*}} I feel better having donated to a deserving cause.}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon‎|Pleased}}

{{TB|What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?...}}

{{TB|What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?...}}

{{TB|...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi.}}

{{TB|...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}