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|characters = [[Retired Homer]], [[Empty-Nest Marge]]
 
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|optional = [[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]
 
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{{TB|What am I supposed to do, hang out with my {{*}}shudders{{*}} family?}}
 
{{TB|What am I supposed to do, hang out with my {{*}}shudders{{*}} family?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?}}
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{{TB|Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??}}
 
{{TB|You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??}}
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{{TB|Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?}}
 
{{TB|Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I could use a drink…}}
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{{TB|I could use a drink...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships…}}
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{{TB|Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.}}
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{{TB|Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!}}
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{{TB|That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Uh, Homer, he’s dead.}}
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{{TB|Uh, Homer, he's dead.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well…}}
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{{TB|Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole|24 hours|the [[South Pole]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole|24 hours|the [[South Pole]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!}}
 
{{TB|We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
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{{TB|He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.}}
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{{TB|He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|You’re still a teenager?!}}
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{{TB|You're still a teenager?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{TB|I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.}}
 
{{TB|I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Homer, what’s wrong now?}}
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{{TB|Homer, what's wrong now?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Nothing… I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here…}}
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{{TB|Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|That’s the North Pole.}}
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{{TB|That's the North Pole.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.}}
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{{TB|Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.}}
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{{TB|You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I wonder what his secret was?}}
 
{{TB|I wonder what his secret was?}}
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{{TB|Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?}}
 
{{TB|Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!}}
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{{TB|Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!}}
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{{TB|Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?}}
 
{{TB|Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.}}
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{{TB|Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!}}
 
{{TB|Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!}}

Latest revision as of 11:08, May 4, 2025


The Retired Homer's Home
Tapped Out Retired Homer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Holidays of Future Past
Required characters: Retired Homer, Empty-Nest Marge
Optional characters: Jiff and Skippy
Internal name(s): TheRetiredHomersHome
ID(s): 228017 - 228020


The Retired Homer's Home is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update. It requires Retired Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
Retired Homer - Sad Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
Retired Homer - Sad What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
Empty-Nest Marge Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them?
Retired Homer - Happy You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
Empty-Nest Marge Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
Retired Homer Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.
Task: "Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships". The job takes 12 hours.
Empty-Nest Marge Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
Retired Homer - Sad I could use a drink...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
Retired Homer - Sad Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships...
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday.
Retired Homer That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent!
Empty-Nest Marge - Sad Uh, Homer, he's dead.
Retired Homer Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...
Task: "Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole". The job takes place at the South Pole or a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed The South Pole? Really?
Retired Homer - Happy We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
Squeaky Voice Attendant He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter.
Empty-Nest Marge - Surprised You're still a teenager?!
Squeaky Voice Attendant I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
Empty-Nest Marge Homer, what's wrong now?
Retired Homer - Sad Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here...
Empty-Nest Marge That's the North Pole.
Retired Homer Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
Empty-Nest Marge You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him.
Retired Homer I wonder what his secret was?
Task: "Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him". The job takes place at Cryo Stasis Memorial, Springfield Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Grampa - Surprised What? Where? Who am I?
Retired Homer Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
Grampa - Happy Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
Retired Homer - Sad Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless!
Mooch Bart Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
Jiff and Skippy - Happy GRAMPA!
Retired Homer - Happy Maybe I can still be useful!
Task: "Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Jiff and Skippy is owned: Task: "Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Mooch Bart Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go.
Jiff and Skippy - Sad Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
Retired Homer No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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