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On the Fritz

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Super Powers Required characters: Iron Lung, Willie, Wiggum Optional characters: Mr. Burns, Disco Stu Internal name(s): OnTheFritz ID(s): 206017 - 206021, 206035 Next quest(s): Dependables Evermore Pt. 1

On the Fritz is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Powers content update. It requires Iron Lung to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark I think something's going on with my suit, doctor. You're having trouble moving around? No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring. Well I've got the perfect cure for that. Here's the card for an Un-physical Therapist. "Dr. Moe Szyslak -- 'I'll put ya ta sleep real good." Sounds professional! Task: "Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Awright, drink two of these... ...and call you in the morning? Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders. I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me. There must still be something wrong with my suit. Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood. Task: "Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours. I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever! I can even mulch leaves! Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I'm a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break. Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear? No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar's the way to put a jig in your rig! I'm sure they each have their merits-- Give Burns a turn to earn your business! Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That's all I ever do! Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words! Task: "Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle". The job takes place at Stu's Disco or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Mr. Burns and Disco Stu is owned: Task: "Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle". The job takes place at Stu's Disco and takes 60 minutes. Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime. Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark All this work has made me hungry. I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon... ...and a Diet Fountain Fizz. Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now. Well, that should be okay I guess. Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead-- My body... Task: "Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support". The job takes 4 hours. After starting the job This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year! Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries. After finishing the task That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt. Oh, thank God you made it! I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt. I don't want to get sued. Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: "May cause mild headaches or death." All good! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building. And you want me to go up and bring him down? No, that'd take too long. You want me to talk some sense into him? No, nothing like that. Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side... ...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators. Mind if we plug our light into your suit? Plug away! Task: "Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped. Glad I could help! Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net. Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow... There's always next time, Chief! Thanks, Iron Lung! Quest reward: 200 and 20