Difference between revisions of "Con Err"

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Con Err is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Jeremy Jailbird to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark Nothing like the noxious smell of the Springfield tire fire to remind me I'm free. My offspring's been sprung! Let's get something to eat and catch up, dad to little dude. Sounds good, Daddy. While I am sad it must exist, it's good to see the criminal reform system at work. Task: "Make Jeremy Jailbird Share a Meal With Snake". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark The first item on my court mandated release says I need to make "amends". I have no idea what that means. "Amends" means paying back the community for the damage you caused. Sorry, I'm behind on reading skills. All the juvie library has are Itchy & Scratchy picture books. But, I have learned how to gut a cat and make use of every part of the body. While Springfield has a stray cat problem, I think you'll want to find a less violent way to make amends. Task: "Make Jeremy Jailbird Think of Ways to Make Amends". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark Daddy helped me figure out how to make amends. I'll sell these Con-bears to raise money for the Juvenile Correctional programs. When you "release" it from the box, you discover that each bear is messed up in some way. You can collect them all to see just how badly the Springfield juvenile system needs your help. Wow, that sounds perfect! Task: "Make Jeremy Jailbird Sell Con-Bears". The job takes place at Homes and takes 8 hours. Check it out, Milhouse! Junior Jailbird is selling convict teddy bears. I bet he's got an angle. He's pocketing the money for himself or something. Bart! He's doing a wonderful thing to help a juvenile system that you will probably go through some day! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark All right Pops, I've sold all the bears. That's my boy! Now, let's grab some grub. I've got some Father and Son nighttime activities planned. Yay! Are we playing "Nab and Grab"? That's the only game Daddy knows! Task: "Make Jeremy Jailbird Play a Game With Snake". The job takes 12 hours. I've been ro-diddly-obbed! My VCR! It's gone! Who took it, the 1980's? I needed that! I haven't transferred my bible stories to DVD yet. We're still figuring out if laser technology is the Devil's work or not. Aaaaah! My Blu-Ray player has been yoinked too! Can it be? The Simpsons must turn to streaming? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark It's interesting that we were all robbed after buying Con-Bears. I should have known. There's a camera for an eye and a Wi-Fi antenna for a tail. Bears don't have tails! The Turley's used these cuddly plushies to scope out houses in Springfield and then rob them. Whoa, like, that is an ugly accusation to make about a dad and his little dude. I think it's time to bury some evidence, Dad. Totally. Task: "Make Jeremy Jailbird Throw Away Evidence". The job takes 4 hours. Well, I haven't recovered any evidence. What about these bears? We can't keep blaming everything that goes wrong in this town on these camera bears. Even though it sure would save a lot of paperwork. Instead, we'll just use 'em for traffic cameras! I guess Jeremy helped the community after all. Quest reward: 200 and 20