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{{THT|After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.}}
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{{TB|I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke [[Massachusetts|Tax-achusetts]] and dump the ashes in [[Hollywood|Holly-good-riddance]], [[California|Cali-won't-mourn-ia]].}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!}}
 
{{TB|Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!}}
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{{TB|Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.}}
 
{{TB|Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
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{{TB|But first, I know what you're thinking: “Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending”? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.}}
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{{TB|But first, I know what you're thinking: "Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending"? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
{{TB|We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.}}
 
{{TB|We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.}}
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{{TB|Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
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{{TB|“Fib-erals”?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.}}
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{{TB|"Fib-erals"?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
{{TB|Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!}}
 
{{TB|Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!}}
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{{TB|Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?}}
 
{{TB|Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* My friend, you have a wild imagination…but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} My friend, you have a wild imagination...but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!}}
 
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{{TB|Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.}}
 
{{TB|Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio Angry}}
 
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{{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates “LIES” and incites “VIOLENCE”. Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!}}
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{{TB|The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me [[Benjamin Franklin|Bend-the-Truth Franklin!]]}}
 
{{Tapped Out Birch Barlow Icon|Radio}}
 
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{{TB|They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott…are FACTS!}}
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{{TB|They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS!}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby|4 hours|the [[Capital City Plaza Hotel]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. *eats donuts* I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.}}
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{{TB|Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. {{*}}eats donuts{{*}} I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.}}
 
{{TB|Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.}}

Latest revision as of 18:17, October 26, 2025


Info Bores
Tapped Out Birch Barlow Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Buck Stops Here
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Birch Barlow
Internal name(s): InfoBores
ID(s): 193019 - 193023


Info Bores is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Buck Stops Here content update. It requires Birch Barlow to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark
Birch Barlow - Annoyed I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.
Birch Barlow - Annoyed Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!
Declan Desmond Your unfiltered, tortured-wordplay-ridden ramblings are just what I'm looking for to start my radio production company!
Birch Barlow Whoa, there. I'm not about to bow down to some tea-bagging British sponsors.
Declan Desmond I'm talking about satellite radio -- no advertisers, no censorship!
Birch Barlow You mean I'd be able to say whatever I want? You won't sic the PC Police on me?
Declan Desmond No! I want your unfettered madness infecting our listeners. Nothing gets more subscribers than an extremist! How do you think Bob Ross got so popular?
Birch Barlow - Happy You have a deal.
Task: "Make Birch Barlow Prepare for Radio Show". The job takes place at the Capital City Capitol Building, Capital City Plaza Hotel, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark
Birch Barlow - Radio Good morning, freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government the fifty-first state, is back on the air.
Birch Barlow - Radio Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry But first, I know what you're thinking: "Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending"? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.
Task: "Make Birch Barlow Take Callers". The job takes place at the Capital City Plaza Hotel or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Snake - Sad Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry "Fib-erals"?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark
Birch Barlow - Radio Good morning again, freedom-lovers. Let's go ahead and jump right into it. The Capital City politicians are corrupt.
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry I'm here on the inside, watching the way they work, like the little toy scuba diver in the fishbowl, surrounded by vicious clownfish. First caller!
Moe - Phone Uh, yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of colludin' going on behind our backs, under our noses, and in those hard-to-reach places I can never get to with floss.
Moe - Phone Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry *chuckles* My friend, you have a wild imagination...but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!
Task: "Make Birch Barlow Spin Conspiracy Theories". The job takes place at the Capital City Plaza Hotel or Brown House and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark
Birch Barlow - Radio Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.
Birch Barlow - Radio Angry The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!
Birch Barlow - Radio They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS!
Task: "Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby". The job takes place at the Capital City Plaza Hotel or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark
Birch Barlow - Mouthful Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. *eats donuts* I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.
Declan Desmond - Happy Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.
Declan Desmond - Happy I want you to keep on spouting your Conserva-nonsense until you're red in the face. Well, REDDER in the face. How about signing a long-term contract?
Birch Barlow I get to keep manufacturing rage while you pay me top dollar?
Declan Desmond Mm-hmm.
Birch Barlow You've got yourself a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Birch Barlow - Annoyed Now get out of here, you job-stealing foreigner!
Task: "Make Birch Barlow Go Haywire". The job takes place at the Capital City Capitol Building, Capital City Plaza Hotel, or Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the far-right conspiracy theory and fake news website InfoWars.


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