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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Secret Agents Required characters: Mastermind Hank Scorpio Internal name(s): DeathByAThousandPaperCuts ID(s): 173110 - 173114

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Mastermind Hank Scorpio to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open! "Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!" "We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!" This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas. Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public? Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"... Maybe they save evil for the afternoons. Wait... MORE meetings? Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground! "Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!... "Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline". "Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"? Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward! Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?! I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works. My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row! Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room. Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage! By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives! It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again! Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20