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Difference between revisions of "The French Love Connection"

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{{TB|Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?}}
 
{{TB|Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?}}
 
{{Tapped Out César Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|Just as in [[France]]. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.}}
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{{TB|Just as in [[France]]. [[The Crepes of Wrath|Selling wine laced with anti-freeze]] and [[To Courier with Love|turning endangered animals into fashion accessories]].}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ugolin Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ugolin Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.}}
 
{{TB|Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.}}
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{{TB|And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?}}
 
{{TB|And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?}}
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{{TB|There's [[Lisa|this girl]] I like but she only thinks of me as [[Bart|her brother's]] friend. Can you give me some advice?}}
 
{{Tapped Out César Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.}}
 
{{TB|Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.}}

Latest revision as of 11:05, September 6, 2024


The French Love Connection
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Destination Springfield
Required characters: César, Ugolin, Normal Springfielders

The French Love Connection is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update. It requires César and Ugolin to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. Un[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
Ugolin Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
César - Happy Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
Ugolin - Sad Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
César This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
César - Happy America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.
Task: "Make César Sell Street Wine". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. Deux[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark
César - Sad I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
César Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
César - Happy Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
Ugolin - Sad We have no money for food!
César - Happy Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.
Task: "Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. Trois[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
Ugolin - Surprised César, I know how we can succeed in America!
Ugolin - Happy Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
César - Happy Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
Ugolin - Happy We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!
Task: "Make César Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. Quatre[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
Ugolin Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
César And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
Milhouse - Confused There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
César Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
Ugolin - Happy Or, try and find some shared interests.
Task: "Make César Give Existentialist Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection" (x5). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. Cinq[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark
Quimby Hello, French Love Connection.
Quimby - Embarrassed I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
César Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
Quimby - Confused I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
Ugolin César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
Ugolin - Annoyed Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!
Task: "Make Ugolin Go His Own Way". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make César Smoke French Cigarettes". The job takes place at the Bastille or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. Six[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
Ugolin - Sad César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
César - Happy Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
Ugolin - Surprised Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
César No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
Ugolin - Happy Rat hunt?
Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make César Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the French Connection, a heroin trafficking scheme, which was also the basis of a book and film.