Difference between revisions of "You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello"

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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update. It requires Rabbi Krustofsky to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark Hello, Krusty. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven. Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi. Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, requires Krusty, and takes 4 hours. So, do you want to know what death feels like? I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark So what do you usually order at this restaurant? The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah. Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here? Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher! One large bowl of dirt, rapidement! Task: "Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark Thank God it's Friday! I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath? Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger... And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing. Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Get Bottle Service". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me? Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts. How wonderful! Let me see which ones. Playboy from December 1984? Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue! Task: "Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark SURPRISE!!!!!! A surprise party? But it's not my birthday. This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah! But I already had a Bar Mitzvah. Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends. A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky! Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Chess Table