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Out of the Broom Closet

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Winter 2016 Required characters: The Wiccans Internal name(s): OutOfTheBroomCloset ID(s): 167240 - 167244

Out of the Broom Closet is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires The Wiccans to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark Springfield! Your wiccans have returned! Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths! We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page! We could call it "wiccapedia"! Task: "Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website? Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on. Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan! The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity. And making boys like you with spells. Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing. And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair. Task: "Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell". The job takes 4 hours. Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town! If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it. Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School. Too bad! You want us to teach you some? Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking. I'm always watching, Reverend! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance. Question. Ever wonder if "Nature" isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules? And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences? Nope. Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her. Task: "Make the Wiccans Worship Nature". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies? Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up. I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven. Only a fourth can complete the circle. Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math. Task: "Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 24 hours. Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth. I'm the what now? There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson. I can see two problems with that... One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers. Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb. Yes, that is rather a lot of "supers." I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want? Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony-- One pony, coming up. Wait. What? We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy. Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron. Task: "Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat". The job takes 60 minutes. Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg. Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world. I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical! I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle. Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful! Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah! Quest reward: 200 and 20