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{{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}}
 
{{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage…}}
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{{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}}
 
{{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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{{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]…}}
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{{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}}
 
{{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}}
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{{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}}
 
{{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
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{{TB|Offerings? I like offerings…}}
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{{TB|Offerings? I like offerings...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}}
 
{{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it…}}
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{{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}}
 
{{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}}
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{{TB|There is, perhaps, a {{*}}slight{{*}} physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}}
 
{{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}}
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{{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}}
 
{{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
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{{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein…}}
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{{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}}
 
{{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Find another way…}}
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{{TB|Find another way...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}}
 
{{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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{{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.}}
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{{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}}
 
{{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}}
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{{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}}
 
{{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!}}
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{{TB|Oof! {{*}}wheeze{{*}} This thing weighs {{*}}wheeze{{*}} a ton!}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?}}
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{{TB|Tell me {{*}}wheeze{{*}} Smith-- {{*}}wheeze{{*}} --ers, am I the very picture {{*}}wheeze{{*}} of robust {{*}}wheeze-wheeze{{*}} might?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Uhhhh…}}
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{{TB|Uhhhh...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?}}
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{{TB|I don't understand {{*}}wheeze{{*}}. Why are {{*}}gasp{{*}} people not {{*}}wheeze-cough{{*}} awed by me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}}
 
{{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}}
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{{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
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{{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me…}}
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{{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me...}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{TB|...}}
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{{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}}
 
{{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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{{TB|Then we must give them… spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}}
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{{TB|Then we must give them... spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
 
{{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}}
 
{{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}}
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{{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}}
 
{{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.}}
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{{TB|Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}}
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{{TB|Arrgh…}}
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{{TB|Arrgh...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}}
 
{{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}}
 
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}}
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{{TB|God…is…dead.}}
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{{TB|God...is...dead.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}}
 
{{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}}

Latest revision as of 11:08, April 10, 2025


Burns Almighty
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Winter 2016
Required characters: New God Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns, Smithers
Internal name(s): BurnsAlmighty
ID(s): 167200 - 167204


Burns Almighty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires New God Mr. Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
Smithers It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
Mr. Burns A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
Mr. Burns Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
Task: "Make Smithers Research Paganism". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Mr. Burns - Shouting What have you found, Smithers? Report!
Smithers They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
Mr. Burns Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
Smithers Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Offerings? I like offerings...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
Mr. Burns - Sad Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
Smithers What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
Task: "Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue".
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
Smithers - Sad There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
Smithers - Sad I don't think they recognize you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
Smithers - Eye Roll I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
Mr. Burns - Shouting No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
Mr. Burns Find another way...
Task: "Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Happy Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
Smithers Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.
Smithers In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers - Excited Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
Smithers - Sad Uhhhh...
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns". The job takes 4 hours.
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
Smithers - Sad I am deeply sorry sir.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
New God Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
Smithers - Excited Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
New God Mr. Burns - Annoyed ...
Smithers - Sad I'll get to work.
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Think of a Plan B". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Smithers Sir, I have an idea!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
Smithers Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
Smithers - Excited A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
New God Mr. Burns You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
New God Mr. Burns Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
New God Mr. Burns - Melting Arrgh...
Smithers - Surprised Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
New God Mr. Burns - Dead God...is...dead.
Smithers - Sad Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film Bruce Almighty.


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