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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: SciFi Required characters: Mooch Bart, Homer, Bart, Krusty Optional characters: Brockman, Wolfcastle Internal name(s): TheMoochWhoKnewTooMuch ID(s): 159270 - 159277

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires Mooch Bart to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future! Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills. Why you big-- Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck! Bart? How have you been? I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed. Task: "Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living? Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet. Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job? Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think. Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan. Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse". Task: "Make Bart Figure Out a Career". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, requires Mooch Bart, and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future! Sports betting? Stock speculation? No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet! And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV. So who's our first victim? Krusty the... POLYGAMIST CLOWN! Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours. How did you know about my five Russian wives? There's five? Even in the future we only know about three. Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces. Pay up, Casanozo. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark Kent Brockman here. At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want? We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity." I don't like the sound of those air quotes. You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities. You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want! Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi? Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes." I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole. As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle! It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone! Oh, we won't. For a price. Task: "Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career. Yeah... but where's my cut? Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right? No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road! What kind of photos? Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin. Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay. Task: "Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Alfred Hitchcock film The Man Who Knew Too Much.