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Android in the Dungeon is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires LadyBot to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world? Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society. But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity. That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies. Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls. Task: "Make LadyBot While Away the Years". The job takes Frink's Lab. I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library? What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed? *sigh* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Aggggggh! Help! Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"! You did say one "haw". That's worse than none at all! I need somewhere to hide! Task: "Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours. Aggggggh! Aggggggh! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Frink's Lab's exclamation mark Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy? I think so. Are you a real girl? No. In that case I screamed for nothing. Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat. I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug. Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone. You've got a deal! Task: "Make Milhouse Free LadyBot". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all. How did you know my name? I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups. Task: "Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life? The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more... and cats, so many cats. Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there. And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up. *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing." I will bend this world to my will! Task: "Make LadyBot Threaten the World". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all! Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind! What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior! Uh... Sorry. I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense. That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What? You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others. I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment. I will destroy you all! Again, in a financial sense. And thanks for showing me around. Task: "Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 24 hours. Message LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission! Quest reward: 200 and 20