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Age Before Beauty

Tapped Out Quest Information

Age Before Beauty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update. It requires Future Lou to be obtained.

After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
	Aww, man, this past-Springfield is even worse than future-Springfield.
	Don't tell me future-Springfield never got any better after all the fine police work we did here.
	You do realize there's still a Chief Wiggum in the future?
	I thought something like the Chief would have evolved out of existence.
	That's a lot of body fat to get out of existence.
Task: "Make Future Lou Finally Get It". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Not Get It". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
	Since I'm here, I might as well lend a hand. What's on the docket for the day, past-Lou?
	I was just about to interrogate some suspects.
	I'd love to jump in and help.
	Great! I'm assuming future cops have mastered reading minds?
	Uh...no. Can't do that in the future yet.
	Okay, we'll stick with the old "good cop, bad cop" routine.
	Great. I'll be the "bad cop".
	Darn. That's the fun one.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Interview Suspects". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Future Lou Interview Suspects". The job takes 4 hours.
	Two cops grilling suspects didn't crack any cases.
	Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination.
	Said the "bad cop".
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark
	I'm tellin' you, I had nothing to do with that hold-up at the Kwik-E-Mart.
	But you wrote it down on this list of jobs: "Rob the Kwik-E-Mart".
	You got me. By which I mean, you DON'T got me! So long flatfoots! runs away
	I hate when crooks call me "flatfoot". Don't they see I have perfect arches?
	Looks like we're in for a foot chase.
	You better hang back. You'll only slow me down.
	You kiddin'? My arches are in better shape than yours!
	You're right! Those are some sweet feet. Let's go get this bad guy...together!
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Pursue Criminals". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Future Lou Pursue Criminals". The job takes 4 hours. If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Get Away". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	So long, suckers. laughs and gets away
	Snake escaped because you and your perfect arches couldn't keep up!
	Me?! That crook was right in calling you a flatfoot... Cinderella!
	Wow. Look at us. Are we only friends when we have someone else to make fun of?
	You're right. That's sad.
	Wanna go make fun of Chief Wiggum?
	Buddy!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Future Bart	Dud Brother
Future Wiggum	Above the Law
Future Nelson	Soldier of Proportion
Rott	Strong as the Pinned
Future Maggie	Good Cop Binky Cop
Future Sideshow Bob	Bad Eggheads
Future Lou	Age Before Beauty
Future Lisa	Flesh and Bud