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+ | {{Song | ||
+ | |name = "The Gay Song" | ||
+ | |image = [[File:The Gay Song.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]] | ||
+ | |characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]] | ||
+ | |length = 0:47 | ||
+ | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
+ | |album = | ||
+ | |appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]" | ||
+ | }} | ||
− | {{ | + | '''"The Gay Song"''' is a song sung by [[Homer]] and [[Moe]]. |
− | {{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song}} | + | |
− | [[Category:Songs | + | == Lyrics == |
+ | :'''Homer:''' | ||
+ | :While turning gay the other day, | ||
+ | :A thought occurred to me. | ||
+ | :I'd like to try most every guy | ||
+ | :From here to "Timbuk-tee". | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Oh, there's so many men around the world, | ||
+ | :Of every shape and size. | ||
+ | :I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks, | ||
+ | :And teriyaki thighs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I want to French-kiss a Frenchman, | ||
+ | :And spoon an English duke. | ||
+ | :'Cause frankly, dear, | ||
+ | :To not be queer, | ||
+ | :Just makes me want to puke. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :So find yourself a man, | ||
+ | :Who'll want you in the sack. | ||
+ | :I recommend our dear old friend... | ||
+ | :Bartender Moe Szyslak! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Moe:''' | ||
+ | :Letters don't lie! | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XX|(There's No Business Like Moe Business)}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song, The}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category:Non-canon songs]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Moe]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] |
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"The Gay Song"
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Song Information
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"The Gay Song" is a song sung by Homer and Moe.
Lyrics[edit]
- Homer:
- While turning gay the other day,
- A thought occurred to me.
- I'd like to try most every guy
- From here to "Timbuk-tee".
- Oh, there's so many men around the world,
- Of every shape and size.
- I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks,
- And teriyaki thighs.
- I want to French-kiss a Frenchman,
- And spoon an English duke.
- 'Cause frankly, dear,
- To not be queer,
- Just makes me want to puke.
- So find yourself a man,
- Who'll want you in the sack.
- I recommend our dear old friend...
- Bartender Moe Szyslak!
- Moe:
- Letters don't lie!
Appearances[edit]
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX" (There's No Business Like Moe Business)