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'''Beautiful Eyes''' is a song that [[Homer]] wrote about [[Marge]] a while back that described her every feature in the episode [[Little Orphan Millie]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Mick Kelly]].
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"'''Beautiful Eyes'''" is a song that [[Homer]] wrote about [[Marge]] a while back that described her every feature.
  
==Lyrics==
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== Lyrics ==
:'''Homer''':
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''Oh, I'll never remember what color Marge's eyes are. Uh...brown? No. Orange? No. Elm? Rake? Guessing? Oh.''
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:''Oh, I'll never remember what color Marge's eyes are. Uh...brown? No. Orange? No. Elm? Rake? Guessing? Oh.''
  
:'''[[Grampa]]''':
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:'''[[Grampa]]:'''
 
:''(laughs) Well, well, look who's strolling down Alzheimer Avenue. You used to know everything about that wife of yours, even wrote a song about her.''
 
:''(laughs) Well, well, look who's strolling down Alzheimer Avenue. You used to know everything about that wife of yours, even wrote a song about her.''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''A song? (gasps) Wait, it's coming back to me!''
 
:''A song? (gasps) Wait, it's coming back to me!''
  
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:A blue bouffant from here to there.
 
:A blue bouffant from here to there.
 
:Snow white teeth and lips of red,
 
:Snow white teeth and lips of red,
:She's my Wilma to my Fred.
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:She's my [[Wilma Flintstone|Wilma]] to my [[Fred Flintstone|Fred]].
  
 
:Oh, the girl I love's got beautiful ''(gasps)'' eyes!
 
:Oh, the girl I love's got beautiful ''(gasps)'' eyes!
:When happy, they sparkle, when sad, they crys.
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:When happy, they sparkle, when sad, they cries.
 
:Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal
 
:Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal
 
:Stunning shade of purest—
 
:Stunning shade of purest—
  
:''Oh, what is it? I was so close! Let's see, what rhymes with appraisal? Basil, nasal. None of these are colors. Oh, it's hopeless. She'll never love me again.''
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:''Oh, what is it? I was so close! Let's see, what rhymes with appraisal? Basil, nasal. None of these are colors. Oh, it's hopeless. She'll never love me again.''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''[[Marge]]:'''
:''Oh, Homie. I'd forgotten that beautiful song you wrote for me.''
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:''Oh, Homie. I'd forgotten that beautiful song you wrote for me.''
  
 
:(''Homer finally looks at her eyes and sees that they are colored...'')
 
:(''Homer finally looks at her eyes and sees that they are colored...'')
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Hazel! Your eyes are hazel! Hazel like the pussy willows by the pond where we first kissed, like the almond paste in the bear claw I ate after we first made love.''
 
:''Hazel! Your eyes are hazel! Hazel like the pussy willows by the pond where we first kissed, like the almond paste in the bear claw I ate after we first made love.''
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Little Orphan Millie}}
  
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]

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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Homer Simpson
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Mick Kelly
Appearance(s): "Little Orphan Millie"

"Beautiful Eyes" is a song that Homer wrote about Marge a while back that described her every feature.

Lyrics[edit]

Homer:
Oh, I'll never remember what color Marge's eyes are. Uh...brown? No. Orange? No. Elm? Rake? Guessing? Oh.
Grampa:
(laughs) Well, well, look who's strolling down Alzheimer Avenue. You used to know everything about that wife of yours, even wrote a song about her.
Homer:
A song? (gasps) Wait, it's coming back to me!
The girl I love's got beautiful hair,
A blue bouffant from here to there.
Snow white teeth and lips of red,
She's my Wilma to my Fred.
Oh, the girl I love's got beautiful (gasps) eyes!
When happy, they sparkle, when sad, they cries.
Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal
Stunning shade of purest—
Oh, what is it? I was so close! Let's see, what rhymes with appraisal? Basil, nasal. None of these are colors. Oh, it's hopeless. She'll never love me again.
Marge:
Oh, Homie. I'd forgotten that beautiful song you wrote for me.
(Homer finally looks at her eyes and sees that they are colored...)
Homer:
Hazel! Your eyes are hazel! Hazel like the pussy willows by the pond where we first kissed, like the almond paste in the bear claw I ate after we first made love.

Appearances[edit]