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{{THT|After obtaining the Mars Colony|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this… thing.}}
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{{TB|It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this... thing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barry Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!}}
 
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{{TB|You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.}}
 
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{{TB|I mean… what a sham.}}
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{{TB|I mean... what a sham.}}
 
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{{TB|We need to “sexy” up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.}}
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{{TB|We need to "sexy" up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.}}
 
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{{TB|We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!}}
 
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{{TB|I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.}}
 
{{TB|I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.}}
 
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{{TB|Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!}}
 
{{TB|Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

Latest revision as of 13:04, June 26, 2025


A Colony For Ants
Tapped Out Mars Colony Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: "The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in
Requirement(s): Mars Colony
Required characters: Homer
Internal name(s): AColonyForAnts
ID(s): 152009 - 152011


A Colony For Ants is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Marge-ian Chronicles" episode tie-in content update. It requires the Mars Colony to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining the Mars Colony
Quimby It is with great excitement and a profound sense of honoring my calendar that I attend the opening of this... thing.
Barry It's a model of Exploration, Incorporated's Mars habitat! In every detail, it's just like the real thing!
Apu People are going to be living in THAT? The kitchen doesn't even have an island! My gods, there's no home theater!
Paul It's no McMansion, that's for sure. But it's got everything our intrepid pioneers will need as they colonize a new world!
Homer - Sarcastic I'm pretty sure even pioneers need a hot tub. Where the hell are they supposed to soak away their cares? Answer me that, geniuses.
Paul Luxurious, it's not. I will grant you that. But the spirit of adventure will--
Homer - Snobby Let's call it what it is -- a dump! There's zero flow, the ceilings can't be more than seven feet, and I see no molding, crown or otherwise.
Homer - Serious If that's the future, count me out!
Task: "Make Homer Mock Mars". The job takes place at the Mars Colony and takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Annoyed I mean how can you live on Mars, if you can't even fit in the hab?
Homer - Thoughtful You could probably fit a puppy in there, though. Like a cute, little future science-y playpen.
Homer - Serious I mean... what a sham.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Barry - Annoyed We need to "sexy" up this hab model. The modern, fatso astronaut just isn't impressed by yesterday's design compromises.
Paul We should emphasize our Mars mission's greatest strength -- partnership with some of America's most exciting brands!
Paul We're talking Mega-Charge Batteries, Draft-Pigs-dot-com, even Fig Glutens! How's THAT for sexy?
Barry We'll sell ad space in the hab, then use the money to add all kinds of ludicrous, over-the-top luxury features.
Paul I love it. I am SLIGHTLY worried that making this colony a complete fiction will lessen its ability to accurately depict life on Mars.
Barry It's a fine line, but I'm confident we can walk it.
Paul I am, too. I just wanted to hear you say it. Okay, let's start digging a hole for the Olympic-sized swimming pool.
Task: "Upgrade the Mars Colony".
Task: "Make Homer Mock But Secretly Love Mars". The job takes place at the Mars Colony and takes 3 hours.
Message Keep signing corporate sponsors and watch the Mars Colony blossom into a fully commercialized "educational" exhibit!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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