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Have a Vice Day is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting Act 2 Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used. We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more "Green." Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen. Task: "Make Burns Go More Green". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little "Vice-ville." A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures. Gambling, drinking, baiting bears... What's fun about tormenting a living creature? Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused. Yes sir. See Lisa? Fun! Task: "Make Skinner Drink Absinthe". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his "Vice-ville." Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino? Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what. Let's go, Mom. With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe. It's pretty good. Really good. With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec. Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles. Task: "Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Snoop Around". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar. Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you? You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before? I don't think so. No, I don't think so either. Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years. That doesn't sound right. No, it really doesn't. Task: "Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent. So get back to work at my nuclear plant! Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show! I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here. Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed! I know an implausibly large number of celebrities. Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator! Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator. But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act! One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time. Message Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up! Task: "Make Homer Interview More Entertainers". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours. If Lance Murdock is owned: Task: "Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is. I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists. Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime. You're thinking of Gallagher. Comedy snob, huh? You're hired! Task: "Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to. But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online. Hey, Dad... can I have a "Take Your Kid To Work" Day? Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant. Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good... Convincing. Utterly convincing. Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example? It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction. I got the idea from spending time in AA. Absinthe Anonymous. Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe. Task: "Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin. It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge! He wants people to leave richer than they entered. But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville? Sshhh -- come into the back room. I have one word for you: power. Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield! No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power. Fine. Lights on. Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power. Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield. No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is- -AARGHH! Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy. Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something? Message He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story. Message Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet. Task: "Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

On March 13th and after tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator. The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers. As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run. Thank you, sir! I was proud of hiring the clown. Yes, he really amped up the crappy. Task: "Build Homer's House of Cards". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Homer Deal Cards". The job takes place at Homer's House of Cards and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100/100 and 10