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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in Requirement(s): Quick & Fresh Required characters: Jay, Normal Springfielders Internal name(s): HypocriticalMillennialHipster ID(s): 146005 - 146007, 146018

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update. It requires a Quick & Fresh and Jay to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk! That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach! That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid. Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields... You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius! Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to. Task: "Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market". The job takes place at a Quick & Fresh and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them? Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends. Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries! Task: "Make Jay Pick up Local Foods". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store! Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks! You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right? According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here! They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those "bags of sugar" from the evidence locker. Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats. Task: "Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food" (x6). The jobs take place at a Quick & Fresh and take 4 hours. Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food! And I get a profit cut! Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in! That would be me! Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money. Quest reward: 200 and 20