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It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Monorail
Required characters:	Hippie
Optional characters:	Matt Groening

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update. It requires the Hippie to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
	All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!
	What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.
	Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.
	Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
	Really?
Task: "Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
	Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
	I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
	Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---
	I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!
Task: "Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mar:
	Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.
	You mean I made a billion dollars?
	No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
	Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
	Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.
	I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.
Task: "Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
	I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
	Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
	What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
	I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
	So what did you learn?
	That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.
	Like recycling?
	Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...
	-or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
	The important thing is I'm not alone.
Task: "Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies". The job takes place at the Java Server or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Note: If Matt Groening is owned, he takes part in the job too.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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Ahead of the Track • Bitey's Brood • Derailed • Duct Tape • Fast Track to Success • Getting Back on Track • Monorail Station • Off Track • One Track Mind • Project Management: Glass • Project Management: Metal • Project Management: Plastic • Rail Against the Machine • A Rail of One City • Rail Yard • Same as it Ever Was • Train of Fools • Worth a Shot
Mechanical Ants	Them! • Them Too!
Little Lisa's Recycling Plant	Little Lisa's Recycling Plant
Dirty Work	Brandine • Dewey Largo • Uter
Jesse Grass	The Grass is Always Greener
Ray Patterson	King Trash of Garbage Mountain
Hippie	It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed
Sebastian Cobb	Social Engineering