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{{TB|Hey! That gives me a good idea -- we should add rock-throwing to Tap Ball. Nobody doesn't like watching guys get bonked by rocks!}}
 
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{{TB|Introducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!}}
 
{{TB|Introducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!}}
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{{TB|Lady Duff is now available in the store!}}
 
{{TB|Lady Duff is now available in the store!}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:10, June 26, 2025


The Perfect Pitch
Tapped Out Homer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 8
Update: Soccer Cup 2015
Required characters: Homer
Internal name(s): ThePerfectPitch
ID(s): 116000
Previous quest(s): Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 3


The Perfect Pitch is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Soccer Cup 2015 part of the Tap Ball content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Surprised I can't believe it! You know what they're showing on TV right now? Basketball!
Lisa Not that I care, but isn't it the finals or something?
Homer You're missing the point. Tap Ball has been around for a few days already. Why do all those other, vastly inferior sports still exist?
Homer - Angry Why haven't LeBron James and Mike Trout and whoever-the-best-hockey-player-is quit their sports to play Tap Ball?
Lisa - Annoyed Because the sports they play make sense, have consistent rules, pay them well, and won't disappear in one month when you tire of running them.
Homer - Thoughtful No, no, no, no! I cannot agree with a single word you just said. It's quite obviously a marketing problem.
Task: "Make Homer Draft A Marketing Plan". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Lisa - Deadpan Boy, Dad, you really went for it with this plan. Corporate tie-ins? Stadium naming rights? Can you possibly follow through with this?
Homer - Sarcastic I've always suspected I was pretty awesome at business.
Homer Plus, it'll be a snap. Everyone knows that sports only exist to sell alcoholic beverages to fans.
Lisa - Nagging Uh, I don't think the ancient Greek Olympic Games were created to sell wine.
Homer Sure they were! And many years before that, some caveman figured out how to ferment saber tooth tiger poop, and invented Rock Ball to promote it.
Homer - Happy Hey! That gives me a good idea -- we should add rock-throwing to Tap Ball. Nobody doesn't like watching guys get bonked by rocks!
Lisa - Nagging I'm pretty confident no major beer company is going to sponsor Tap Ball...
Duffman Introducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!
Message Lady Duff is now available in the store!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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