Difference between revisions of "Rock, Paper, Sister"

Latest revision as of 08:22, June 24, 2024

Rock, Paper, Sister is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 54 content update. It requires the Powers House to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Bart, I'm going over to the Powers house to welcome Laura back to Springfield. Promise me you won't act weird. Are you wearing... cologne? The manliest cologne there is. It's called "Venus's Fire". Venus is the symbol of women. You're wearing women's perfume. No, the bottle was all manly, with a tough looking butterfly standing on a big macho tulip... Oh God, I'm wearing women's perfume. Task: "Make Lisa Hang Out with Laura". The job takes place at the Powers House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Bart Take a Bath". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark This is fun, Laura! Yeah, us girls should hang out more often. Hey there, sweet cheeks. You come around here often? The street outside my house? Yeah, the street's a pretty cool scene. Real chill. Nice vibe. *sniffs* Do I detect a whiff of women's perfume? What? But I-- Ugh! I'll see you girls later. Task: "Make Bart Take Another Bath". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. After starting the job Good one Lisa. Thanks for getting Bart to leave us alone. That was real cool. And if I did something cool, that must mean by extension I am a cool person, right? Sure. I'm cool! I'm finally cool. But acting this excited isn't cool. Yeah. Got it. Cool. After finishing the task So I'll call you tomorrow, Laura? I'll be waiting by the phone! I'll call you too, babydoll. I'll be washing my hair. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark You look terrible, Lisa. I was up all night. Being friends with a teenager takes so much time, with all the calls and texts and tweets and posts. Not to mention all the calls and texts and tweets and posts I have to make to the world telling them I have a new teenage friend. I've been so busy I've missed two extra credit assignments! Which makes you a normal person. Exactly, this has to stop. I need some place to hide and do my schoolwork. Try Milhouse's. No girl in her right mind would ever go there. Task: "Make Lisa Avoid Laura". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Bart, could you check outside to see if Laura's out there? I haven't been to the library in days. I miss the smell of library book dust. I need my book-dust fix! Go ahead and sneak out. I've got you covered. Really, Bart? Oh, thank you! And while Lisa is sneaking out to the library, Laura is sure to follow her... Task: "Make Lisa Sneak Out to the Library". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Laura Follow Lisa". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Follow Laura". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Laura, we have to talk! I can't take this anymore. But I thought we were friends. We are, but you need to give me some space. Hanging out this much has made me stop being an over-achiever. Now I'm just a regular achiever! That must be very hard for you. Don't worry, Laura. You'll always have me. Beat it, needbag. That putty nose and fake mustache wasn't fooling anyone. You're a terrible stalker. I'll miss hanging out with you, Lisa, but I guess I should find some activities with kids my own age. Task: "Make Laura Mess with Teenage Minds". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 12 hours. I'm impressed, Lisa. Laura was totally into you. She even followed you to the library. And you sent her packing. Oh, no, what have I done? I pushed away the best friend I ever had! Laura, wait, I can change! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the game rock paper scissors.