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Kruption

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Level 52
Requirement(s):	Springfield YMCA
Required characters:	Coach Krupt, Lisa, Youngsters, Milhouse, Skinner

Kruption is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 52 content update. It requires Coach Krupt and the Springfield YMCA to be obtained.

After tapping on Coach Krupt's exclamation mark
	Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!
	Without some toughening up, I expect no more than half of them will ever become real men.
	Half of them are girls.
	Pfft. Girls are just men with female sex organs, two X chromosomes, and different hormones.
	That is surprisingly accurate. Are you sure you shouldn't be teaching health?
	I teach one thing and one thing only – the game of BOMBARDMENT.
	And Home Brewing 101 at the Y on Tuesdays.
Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary". Task: "Make Coach Krupt Launch a BOMBARDMENT!". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
	There's only one rule in BOMBARDMENT – there are no rules.
	Except for the following rules – If you don't get hit, you have survived the BOMBARDMENT.
	If you cry on my court, you will be disqualified for being a baby and face DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!
	And I don't believe in two things – daylight savings time and doctors' notes. So if you're late or try to claim a medical excuse to avoid BOMBARDMENT, tough!
	Now let me choose a victim, I mean volunteer, to BOMBARD.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	That Coach Krupt is such a jerk!
	Who does he think he is? Seriously, I'm not sure who he is. That ball hit me pretty hard.
	Men don't make concussions. Concussions make men. Your general confusion is your manhood setting in.
	I thought that was why I have hair growing in weird places.
	This is torture! Kids shouldn't be forced to participate in these archaic rites of passage. Instead we should be learning cursive and the Dewey Decimal System.
	I administer the Presidential Fitness Exam around here, so that makes me the closest thing to the President. Does anyone else want to commit treason in the war on flab?
Task: "Make Students Train Strength & Agility" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
	Is that the bell or just a constant ringing in my ears?
	The bell? We're not half done with class! Now I don't care if you can't stand, I want you running.
	Sir, while we can all agree Springfield's children are on the rounder, softer, fatter side --
	My insides were full of chocolate but now that trashcan is.
	-- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.
	Did you just say... BOMBARDMENT?!?
	You know I didn't say bombar-
	WHACK!!
	You said it that time.
Task: "Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym Class". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Students Suffer Gym Class" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
	Sob... sob-sob
	First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.
	You knocked out my teeth! And then I'm pretty sure you sold them to that man
	You can't prove it and I'm not giving them back.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
	Coach Krupt has gone too far. I don't care if he's our coach -- a bully is still a bully.
	He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.
	Hahaha! ...Oh wait, you were serious?
	Fine, we'll ask your dad then.
	Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.
	Ummm... let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.
Task: "Make Lisa Tattle On Coach Krupt". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Listen to Complaints". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
	I'm sorry Mr. Krupt, I'm a big fan of your no-nonsense aggressive teaching style, but we simply can't afford another lawsuit. Our lawyer's bail has been set too high as it is.
	So it pains me to say this, but I have to fire you.
	But I was so close to breaking their tender spirits!
	It's no longer the job of teachers to break children's spirits. We've passed that torch to college entrance exams and social media cyber-bullying.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
	Coach Krupt has been relieved from duty as your gym teacher, but physical education is still an essential part of the curriculum.
	So we're going to do what the US does best and outsource. Here's the sign up sheet for the YMCA.
	The only option here is dodgeball. Is dodgeball at all like bombardment?
	Of course not. Bombardment is spelled with a B.
	Hmm, I don't like the sound of that.
	Dodgeball could be fun. I come from a long line of dodgers, evaders, and hiders.
Task: "Make Students Play Dodgeball" (x6). The jobs take place at the Springfield YMCA and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Coach Krupt Coach at the YMCA". The job takes place at the Springfield YMCA and takes 24 hours.
	I hear the YMCA has a new physical education instructor.
	BOMBARDMENT!!!
	We've been tricked! It was the greatest dodge of all: the administration dodging responsibility!!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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