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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|When the player logs in on January 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|When the player logs in on January 1|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
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{{TB|Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.}}
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{{TB|Woohoo! New Year's Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.}}
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{{TB|What? It's still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think!}}
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{{TB|It's time to tell you people in charge what I think!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--}}
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{{TB|You're a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|2}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|2}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!}}
 
{{TB|What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!}}
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{{TB|I don't even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{TB|And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--}}
 
{{TB|And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.}}
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{{TB|Fine. I get it. I'll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge|3 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|6}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|6}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?}}
 
{{TB|How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
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{{TB|I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury.}}
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{{TB|I couldn't even drink it because it was frozen. That's insult to injury.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.}}
 
{{TB|Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.}}
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{{TB|Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.}}
 
{{TB|Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.}}
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{{TB|But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I'll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.}}
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{{TB|This is the only way I'll feel validated as a woman.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.}}
 
{{TB|Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.}}

Latest revision as of 12:19, April 9, 2025


Best New Year's Day Ever
Tapped Out Homer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2014
Required characters: Homer
Internal name(s): BestNewYearsDayEver
ID(s): 53833 - 53838


Best New Year's Day Ever is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

When the player logs in on January 1
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo! New Year's Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.
Homer - Angry What? It's still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.
Homer - Thoughtful It's time to tell you people in charge what I think!
Homer - Angry You're a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--
Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: Donut2 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Angry What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!
Homer - Sad I don't even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!
Homer - Serious And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--
Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: Donut2 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Annoyed Fine. I get it. I'll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
Task: "Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge" (x3). The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: Donut6 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Angry How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?
Homer - Sad I couldn't even drink it because it was frozen. That's insult to injury.
Homer Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
Task: "Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game". The job takes 5 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge - Angry Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
Homer But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I'll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.
Homer This is the only way I'll feel validated as a woman.
Marge - Sad Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
Task: "Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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