Difference between revisions of "The Battle of Thanksgiving"

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The Battle of Thanksgiving is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving. Sorry but the Puritan has spoken. Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over. Allow me to introduce... Sacagawea! Saca-ga-what-huh? Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin! I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween. I was going to wear it then... But I switched to Elsa from "Frozen" instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world. All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon! Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized. Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails. What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss? Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss! Tee-hee. Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them! Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish". The job takes 4 hours. Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa. I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation It whipped my warped noodle straight. Mmmm... warped noodles. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Puritan Flanders' exclamation mark Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them. Deserve them badly... No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I! Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food. But Daddy, what about our bedtime story? Is it 4PM already? No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy! Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card. Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes. If Rod and Todd are owned: Task: "Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?! It's an all-vegetarian meal! A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full. Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain. The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams. I never knew... I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt. Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib! Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Puritan Flanders' exclamation mark That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow! And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy! That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking? Are you angry? Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy. *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it? Task: "Place the Cornucopia". Quest reward: 200 and 20 Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues. Message Check in every day between Monday Nov. 24th and Sunday December 1st for limited time quests and special reward-a-roonies!