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|name = 99 Luft-Word-Balloons

|name = 99 Luft-Word-Balloons

|level = 44

|level = 44

|update = {{TOCU|Level 44}}

|update = {{TOCU|Level 44}}

|characters = [[Homer]], [[Database]], [[Bart]]

|characters = [[Homer]], [[Database]], [[Bart]]

|optional = {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}

|optional = {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}

|previous = {{TOQP|Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update|6}}

|previous = {{TOQP|Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update|6}}

|next = [[Bloatation Device]]

|next = [[Bloatation Device]]

{{Table|

{{Table|

{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"}}

{{TB|Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"}}

{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎|Shocked}}

{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎|Shocked}}

{{TB|I can read what you said too, Homer.}}

{{TB|I can read what you said too, Homer.}}

{{TB|And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.}}

{{TB|And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.}}

{{TB|Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.}}

{{TB|Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.}}

{{TB|Don't be afraid.}}

{{TB|Don't be afraid.}}

{{TB|I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.}}

{{TB|I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.}}

{{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}

{{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}

{{TB|Exactly!}}

{{TB|Exactly!}}

{{TB|Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.}}

{{TB|Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.}}

{{TB|Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!}}

{{TB|Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!}}

{{TB|I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.}}

{{TB|I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.}}

{{TB|Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.}}

{{TB|Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.}}

{{TB|Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.}}

{{TB|Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Angry}}

{{TB|Counterpoint: Texting.}}

{{TB|Counterpoint: Texting.}}

{{TB|I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.}}

{{TB|I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.}}

{{TB|And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.}}

{{TB|And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.}}

{{TB|Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—}}

{{TB|Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Ooh}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Ooh}}

{{TB|Ooooooo!}}

{{TB|Ooooooo!}}

{{TB|Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?}}

{{TB|Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Confused}}

{{TB|Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?}}

{{TB|Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?}}

{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Tap Away their Thoughts|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]|15}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Database Bask in his Achievement|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Tap Away their Thoughts|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]|15}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Database Bask in his Achievement|16 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|I feel honored people are--}}

{{TB|I feel honored people are--}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|People are enjoying what I—}}

{{TB|People are enjoying what I—}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—}}

{{TB|Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Oh lord, what have I—}}

{{TB|Oh lord, what have I—}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Hmmm.}}

{{TB|Hmmm.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|TAP.}}

{{TB|TAP.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Slobbering}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Slobbering}}

{{TB|ZZZ...tap...ZZZ}}

{{TB|ZZZ...tap...ZZZ}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Homer, everyone in town can—}}

{{TB|Homer, everyone in town can—}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Guilty}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Guilty}}

{{TB|Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.}}

{{TB|Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.}}

{{TB|Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!}}

{{TB|Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!}}

{{TB|I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.}}

{{TB|I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|SEE!}}

{{TB|SEE!}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|D'oh}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|D'oh}}

{{TB|D'oh!}}

{{TB|D'oh!}}

{{TB|Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.}}

{{TB|Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.}}

{{TB|Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.}}

{{TB|Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.}}

{{TB|Got it. Thanks, Lisa.}}

{{TB|Got it. Thanks, Lisa.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{TB|I tried.}}

{{TB|I tried.}}

{{TB|Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?}}

{{TB|Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎|Angry}}

{{TB|If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.}}

{{TB|If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Skateboard|4 hours||3}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Skateboard|4 hours||3}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.}}

{{TB|Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.}}

{{TB|We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.}}

{{TB|We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.}}

{{TB|That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.}}

{{TB|That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎|Sad}}

{{TB|But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--}}

{{TB|But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|Tap.}}

{{TB|D'oh!}}

{{TB|D'oh!}}

{{TB|Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.}}

{{TB|Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Drunk}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Drunk}}

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{{TB|gldfhklfkj {{*}}hiccup{{*}}}}

{{TB|ylkv%#fr {{*}}hiccup{{*}}}}

{{TB|ylkv%#fr {{*}}hiccup{{*}}}}

{{TB|ylkv%#fr {{*}}hiccup{{*}}}}

{{TB|ylkv%#fr {{*}}hiccup{{*}}}}

{{TB|$$$$$$ {{*}}vomit{{*}}}}

{{TB|$$$$$$ {{*}}vomit{{*}}}}

{{TB|How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?}}

{{TB|How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?}}

{{TB|Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.}}  

{{TB|Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.}}  

{{TB|Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.}}

{{TB|Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Annoyed}}

{{TB|Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.}}

{{TB|Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.}}

{{TB|If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.}}

{{TB|If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.}}

{{TB|Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?}}

{{TB|Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?}}

{{TB|I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.}}

{{TB|I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.}}

{{TB|Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.}}

{{TB|Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{TB|Don't you get it?}}

{{TB|Don't you get it?}}

{{TB|You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.}}

{{TB|You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.}}

{{TB|But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!}}

{{TB|But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Shocked}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Shocked}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Alarmed}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Alarmed}}

{{TB|Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.}}

{{TB|Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.}}

{{TB|I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.}}

{{TB|I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.}}

{{TB|It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.}}

{{TB|It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.}}

{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Database Icon‎|Sad}}

{{TB|As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.}}

{{TB|As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.}}

{{TB|Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.}}

{{TB|Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.}}

{{TB|It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.}}

{{TB|It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Drunk}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Drunk}}

{{TB|Schlerffftttp!}}

{{TB|Schlerffftttp!}}

{{TB|No, you can't!}}

{{TB|No, you can't!}}

{{TB|Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.}}

{{TB|Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Deadpan}}

{{TB|Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.}}

{{TB|Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.}}

{{TB|You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.}}

{{TB|You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.}}

{{TB|Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.}}

{{TB|Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.}}

{{TB|Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.}}

{{TB|Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.}}

{{TB|I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.}}

{{TB|I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.}}

{{TB|Aw.}}

{{TB|Aw.}}

{{TB|To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.}}

{{TB|To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.}}

{{TB|You never hear of the [[Dalai Lama]] getting in a bar fight, do you?}}

{{TB|You never hear of the [[Dalai Lama]] getting in a bar fight, do you?}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Database Meditate|12 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Database Meditate|12 hours|[[Springfield Buddhist Temple]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.}}

{{TB|By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.}}

{{TB|So don't sass off about it.}}

{{TB|So don't sass off about it.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}