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Bonsai Vivant

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	44
Update:	Level 44
Required characters:	Database
Previous quest(s):	Database Recovery Pt. 2
Next quest(s):	Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1

Bonsai Vivant is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
	Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
	I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
	I'd really like to, Data...Data...
	Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
	You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
	They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
	Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
	...Is it wheezing?
	Bonsai!
	Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
Task: "Make Database Plant Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
	Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
	In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
	Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
	...
	Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
	...
	Quiet, Bonnie!
	And you better not scream when I prune you.
	It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
Task: "Make Database Prune Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
	!!!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
	Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
	Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
	May I be of service, sad weirdo?
	As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
	My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
	Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
	As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
	Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, "No backsies!" So it's pretty much ours.
Task: "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
	Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
	That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
	As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
Message	A Bonsai has been placed in your inventory.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

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99 Luft-Word-Balloons • Bloatation Device • Bonsai Vivant • Database Recovery • Easy A • Hibbert Ain't Got Shed • Islands in the Revenue Stream • Krusty the Hair Colorist • Maximum Itchyload • Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update • Vulgari Aspirations