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Latest revision as of 13:53, May 24, 2024


Calling to Accountant
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Charity Case
Required characters: Cowboy Accountant
Optional characters: Krusty

Calling to Accountant is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update. It requires the Cowboy Accountant to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle Well, it finally happened, Krusty.
Krusty - Scared We're off the air? Say it ain't so. I don't have any money!
Lindsey Naegle - Confused You are a multimillion-dollar entertainer. How is that possible?
Krusty Fabergé egg omelets.
Lindsey Naegle The good news is you aren't off the air.
Krusty - Happy This calls for an omelet!
Lindsey Naegle The bad news is you are being audited.
Krusty - Pained NOOOOOO...
Lindsey Naegle Don't worry. I got you the greatest accountant in town.
Cowboy Accountant - Happy Howdy and happy trails! Paper trails that is! And yours is longer than the Oregon trail!
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Stress Eat Fabergé Eggs". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Catch Krusty Up to Speed". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Cowboy Accountant - Surprised Ooh boy. Your books are cooked longer than a Texas brisket.
Krusty - Scared You've got to help me. Rich people don't do well in jail.
Cowboy Accountant This is America, Krusty. Rich people don't go to jail. Unless the public has turned on you for some reason.
Krusty - Embarrassed I once endorsed a pacemaker that was just a metronome. It was for kids!
Cowboy Accountant - Happy Taming you is going to be my greatest achievement. Don't you worry your little green and white head, this ain't my first rodeo. It's my seventeenth actually.
Krusty - Confused Is that a lot or a little?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
Cowboy Accountant For these business expenses, I need your receipts.
Krusty - Confused Receipts? You'll have to talk to my old accountant.
Mr. Teeny - Annoyed *angry monkey noises*
Cowboy Accountant - Confused He used your receipts to roll cigars? That ain't good.
Krusty - Annoyed You told me you were a CPA!
Mr. Teeny - Annoyed *angry monkey noises*
Krusty - Surprised A-P-E? Oh, I've got to stop drinking and hiring.
Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers". The job takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Drink and Hire". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
Cowboy Accountant - Happy Good news, Krusty. I've managed to balance your books!
Krusty - Happy That's great. Drinks on me!
Cowboy Accountant And much like balancing on a bucking bronco, eventually you're gonna get gutted. You owe the government a lot of money.
Krusty - Pained I knew it. Drinks are on you!
Cowboy Accountant Easy now. Before you drown your sorrows, why not drown your bank accounts in some off-shore holdings? International waters make all your tax problems wash away.
Krusty - Confused Does that actually work?
Cowboy Accountant - Happy Tax evasion is as American as apple pie. Now, just sign here and you're free to go! Yee-haw!
Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal". The job takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Sign the Document". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Krusty I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
Cowboy Accountant Yeah, sorry about that.
Krusty How can I ever repay you?
Cowboy Accountant I just do this out of the kindness of my heart.
Krusty - Happy Really?
Cowboy Accountant - Annoyed No. I'm a red-blooded American. I charged you triple my usual fee. And unlike the American government, I make sure the one percent gives me my ten percent.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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