Difference between revisions of "Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved"

{{THT|Between May 7, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Between May 7, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}}

{{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}}

{{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}}

{{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}}

{{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}

{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}

{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}}

{{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}}

{{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}}

{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}}

{{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}}

{{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}}

{{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}

{{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}}

{{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}}

{{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}}

{{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}

{{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}}

{{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}}

{{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}}

{{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}}

{{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}}

{{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}}

{{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}

{{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}}

{{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}}

{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}}

{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}}

{{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}

{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}

{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}

{{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}}

{{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}}

{{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}}

{{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}}

{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}

{{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}}

{{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Fly Jetpack (animated job for [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]])|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Fly Jetpack (animated job for [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]])|colspan=2}}

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