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− | |characters = | + | |characters = {{TOG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]], {{TOG|Wise Guys}} |
− | |optional = | + | |optional = [[Otto]], [[Marge]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Mob Lawyer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Cletus]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]] |
|previous = [[Everything Old Is Legal Again]] | |previous = [[Everything Old Is Legal Again]] | ||
− | |next = | + | |next = [[Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance]] |
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | ||
{{TB|I don't like the goin' to jail part.}} | {{TB|I don't like the goin' to jail part.}} | ||
− | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most|4 hours|the [[School Bus]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|char=[[Otto]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Worry About What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events|4 hours|{{TOG|Bars}}, {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most|4 hours|the [[School Bus]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|char=[[Otto]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Worry About What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events|4 hours|{{TOG|Bars}}, {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, hey, guys. Don Vittorio wants to know when he's getting his cut of our action this week.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}} | ||
+ | {{TB|There ain't no action with everything being all legal now.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're gonna have to dip into our secret cash stash.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, I got some bad news... Johnny Tightlips swiped the secret stash to buy himself a truckload of Italian loafers at Pay-more Shoe Store.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That makes me very angry...at YOU, Frankie!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Surprised}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Me?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stealing to adorn one's feet I respect. Finking on a fratello makes you a rat, and no one likes a rat.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home]]|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 2 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Herman, spot me some cash so I can pay the storage for the fur coats I'm fencing.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Sly}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I gotcha, Moe. The vig's gonna be three points.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe that's our business you're elbowing in on.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stolen furs and loan sharkin' ain't illegal no more. You and your mugs can shove off.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And shoving off is legal too!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe you're not hearing right. If you don't keep your mitts outta Fat Tony's business someone's gonna get hurt.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It won't be us. {{*}}reveals a grenade{{*}}}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What he said. {{*}}pulls out a flame thrower{{*}}}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I hate when peaceful citizens are more criminal than criminals.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Enjoy Feeling Like Gangsters|4 hours|[[Fat Tony's Compound]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gangsters Not Enjoy Feeling Like Ordinary Citizens|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Laughing}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Check it out, boss. Liftin' wallets is like takin' candy from a baby!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're also takin' candy from babies!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You guys are picking pockets?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We gotta do something to pay the bills.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Bullets don't grow on trees...do they?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How could we sink so low so fast?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That reminds me...we've gone to a cheaper concrete to cut costs on cement shoes.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{*}}groan{{*}}}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for [[Fat Tony]])|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 3 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let us face facts: the only thing we're good at is crime.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But there ain't no more crime!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Unless...we get into doing crimes against nature. We could start gene splicing—}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We are NOT getting into the crimes against nature business! We need money.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But if we spliced a watermelon with a banana—}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No splicing!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Invent New Crimes|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Disturb Tony With Their Ideas|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stolen wallets and purses? That's so old school.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're behind the eight ball on this, boss. All the cool new crimes are coming out of Asia.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Mound of Stolen Wallets]]|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 4 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Fellas, I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to get real jobs.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can't work for Starbucks. My espresso skills are sorely lacking.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And how can I work in a baby furniture store after whackin' dozens of union leaders?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Get Real Jobs|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Reluctantly Get Real Jobs|4 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}, an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why are there empty cans and bottles in the back of my limo?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're collecting cans and bottles for their redemption value.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We get a nickel and sometimes a dime for each one we dig out of the trash.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's such chump change.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But we're the best chumps in town!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Garbage Island]]|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 5 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You know the real hoodlums are the tech companies!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're always innovating and comin' out with new stuff we simply can't live without. I hate those guys so much.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mob Lawyer, how can this tech hatred help get us back into the crime game?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Do any of you know anything about computers?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know lots about computers.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Other than them "falling off the back of a truck" and selling them in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh. Then no.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You need to find us something illegal we can do, pronto! Or you'll be the one falling off the back of a truck. Capisce?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I capisce. I suppose you'll need that "capisce" in writing?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Lean on His Lawyer|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make the Mob Lawyer Try to Find Something Illegal|4 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mob Lawyer]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Try to Find Something to Do|4 hours|a {{TOG|Bars|Bar}}, an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey Boss, people on the street are going crazy for something called "tomacco" — and get this, it's still illegal!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How is this possible?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Years ago there was an epidemic of the stuff. It needed radiation to grow, so a law was passed against radiation-grown crops. That law got buried in the books.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's the only thing that's still illegal in Springfield.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hear that, boys? We're getting into the tomacco business!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Original Springfield Post Office]]|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Currency-earning jobs == | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|Task}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Character(s)}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Time}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Location(s)}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Reward|width=200px}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Pickpocket Wallets}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Cletus]]}} | ||
+ | {{TRs|4h|2}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Wallet|5}}, {{XP|45}}}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Find Lost Wallets}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Springfield Sardi's]], {{TOG|Shop}}, or {{TOG|Eatery}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Wallet|8}}, {{XP|70}}}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quests/The Simpsanos}} | ||
+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:Made Men Who Made Us, The}} |
Latest revision as of 17:00, August 12, 2024
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The Made Men Who Made Us is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.
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Pt. 1[edit]
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Pt. 2[edit]
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Pt. 3[edit]
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Pt. 4[edit]
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Pt. 5[edit]
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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