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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, it's only the second day of half team holidays. How can you be bored alreadY?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, it's only the second day of half term holidays. How can you be bored already?
 
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mum won't let me watch TV.
 
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mum won't let me watch TV.
{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away fro mschool by trying our career ideas, like "crusading civil rights/environmental lawyer". I'm also operating a model communal organic farm. The trasctor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what falf terms are for. What about you Bart. How you planning to make the best use of your half terms?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away from school by trying out career ideas, like "Crusading Civil Rights/Environmental Lawyer". I'm also operating a model, communal, organic farm. This tractor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what half terms are for.
{{qf|Bart}} I'd like to try out a creer, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat peanrs, a cup full of nickles, and a taste for adventure.
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{{qf|Lisa}} What about you Bart, how are you planning to make the best use of your half terms?
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{{qf|Bart}} I'd like to try out a career, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat pants, a cup full of nickels, and a taste for adventure.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You're too young.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You're too young.
{{qf|Bart}} How about surly short-order dock?
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{{qf|Bart}} How about surly, short-order cook?
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You can't cook!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You can't cook!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Fiendish-but-lovable con man?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Fiendish-but-lovable con man?
{{qf|Lisa}} It's lillegal!
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's illegal!
{{qf|Bart}} How about top gun crop duster eeeexxxooow!
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{{qf|Bart}} How about Top Gun crop duster. Neeeeeeeeooow!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!!!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!!!
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thougt your mother said no TV?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought your mother said no TV?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Lisa talked her out of it.
 
{{qf|Bart}} Lisa talked her out of it.
{{qf|Homer}} She'll make a heckulva lawyer someday.
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{{qf|Homer}} She'll make a heckuva lawyer someday.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 18:15, May 6, 2026



Lisa: Bart, it's only the second day of half term holidays. How can you be bored already?
Bart: Mum won't let me watch TV.
Lisa: Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away from school by trying out career ideas, like "Crusading Civil Rights/Environmental Lawyer". I'm also operating a model, communal, organic farm. This tractor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what half terms are for.

Lisa: What about you Bart, how are you planning to make the best use of your half terms?
Bart: I'd like to try out a career, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat pants, a cup full of nickels, and a taste for adventure.
Lisa: You're too young.
Bart: How about surly, short-order cook?
Lisa: You can't cook!
Bart: Fiendish-but-lovable con man?
Lisa: It's illegal!
Bart: How about Top Gun crop duster. Neeeeeeeeooow!
Lisa: Bart!!!

Homer: I thought your mother said no TV?
Bart: Lisa talked her out of it.
Homer: She'll make a heckuva lawyer someday.