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'''Jack''' is the captain of [[The Rotting Pelican]].
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'''Suzanne''' is a witch who lives in a {{Gingerbread House}}.  
  
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Jack is a resident of [[Barnacle Bay]], a former tourist town. When the [[Simpson family]] visited the town to find it in a state of disarray, [[Marge]] asked Jack what had happened to it. Jack told the family about the [[Yum-Yum Fish]] that the town used to fish for and sell. However, the Yum-Yum Fish had since disappeared from the waters, which [[Lisa]] thought was due to overfishing.
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After [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] were thrown into the [[Deep Dark Woods]], they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of ''[[Grimms' Fairy Tales]]'', but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, [[Homer]] returned home without the kids, and [[Marge]] made him go and look for them.
  
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After [[Homer]] accidentally burned down the Barnacle Bay boardwalk with fireworks, he was made to become a fisherman to pay off his debts. Jack took him aboard The Rotting Pelican to help catch more Yum-Yum Fish. After introducing Homer to the crew, they got their first haul. Most of it was trash, but they also caught some [[Slarg Fish]], which Jack said tasted horrible, but the oil from them was used to polish stripper poles.
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While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...
  
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When Homer was making dinner for the crew, he gave the crew shrimp and bait rather than beer-battered shrimp like Jack told him to, because Homer claimed that it was [[Opposite Day]]. Jack then realized that Homer had beer-battered the hooks and the Yum-Yum Fish started biting. Jack then promoted Homer to Chief Fish Clubber then let Homer club the Yum-Yum Fish to death. As the crew kept pulling in more Yum-Yum Fish, a storm approached. The storm caused Jack's trick knee to act up, which let Jack know that it was serious...
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Suzanne is a witch who lives in a Gingerbread House.

After Bart and Lisa were thrown into the Deep Dark Woods, they found their way to the Gingerbread House. At first, Lisa wanted to look up the house in her copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales, but the offer of free candy from Suzanne was enough for her and Bart to enter the house. Soon, the two of them were chained up, with Bart being force fed sweets and Lisa being made to clean the house. Meanwhile, Homer returned home without the kids, and Marge made him go and look for them.

While Bart was eating, Lisa pointed out that Suzanne was only fattening him up so she could eat him, but Bart didn't care. As Bart and Lisa spoke, Suzanne entered the room again and told them to stop chattering and told Lisa to get back to sweeping as the house was filthy. Bart asked why she cared as it wasn't like she had a boyfriend. Suzanne became defensive and said that she did have a boyfriend called George. When she looked at her cauldron, she gave George the surname of "Cauldron". Bart and Lisa laughed at Suzanne because they assumed she was making her boyfriend up...

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