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'''Candace''' is a pharmacist at [[Oedipus Rx]] who dated [[Homer]].
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'''Bart's guilt''' is a manifestation of [[Bart]]'s guilt.
  
Homer first met Candace when he went to pick up a prescription for his narcolepsy. The people in front of him were all old people who took forever, which led to Homer complaining about them. Candace thought that his complaints were funny. Homer then left without picking up his prescription.
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When [[Bart]] became jealous of the attention [[Lisa]] was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "[[Sunny]]", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.
  
Homer and [[Marge]] then had a trial separation. During this time, Homer had to go and pick up another prescription from Candace. Candace flirted with Homer and the two of them went out together. They went to a bar and then they got high on Homer's medication. The next morning, Homer woke up in bed next to Candace, which horrified him. Homer then tried to call Marge, but got through to [[Selma]] instead who said that Marge was on a date. After hearing this, Homer decided to keep dating Candace. He and Candace went to [[Springfield's Best and Seattle's Worst Coffee]] where they met up with Candace's friends. Whilst Homer was ordering food, Candace's friends gossiped about Homer and wanted to know why Candace was together with him, with Candace realizing that it was because he reminded her of a childhood snowman she made...
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The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. [[Marge]] then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...
  
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Bart's guilt is a manifestation of Bart's guilt.

When Bart became jealous of the attention Lisa was getting after she got a new hat, which she affectionately named "Sunny", Bart threw the hat out of the car window while Lisa was sleeping and into a scrapyard. That night, Bart's guilt appeared to him. Bart was adamant that he didn't feel guilty about throwing away Lisa's hat, and Bart's denial also showed up to protect him, but Bart's guilt snapped his denial's neck. Later, Bart woke up in the night to find that his guilt was still there. Bart told his guilt that he looked worse, and Bart's guilt told him that Bart's lack of remorse made him grow. Bart's guilt then got bigger and greener, scaring Bart. However, Bart still tried to take it in stride, telling his guilt that he liked gross things when his guilt ate his pillow and spat it out covered in green goop, and enjoyed being eaten and pooped out by his guilt too.

The next morning, Bart's guilt had grown even bigger. Bart lied to his family, telling them that he had slept well. Marge then asked if he had seen Lisa's hat, and Bart's guilt grew again. Bart told Marge that he didn't remember Lisa having a hat, causing his guilt to grow even more. Bart's guilt then blew his nose on the kitchen curtains and cooked his hand in the waffle maker...

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