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:'''Marge''': "Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?"
 
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:'''Homer''': "I got it from the stand...over..there."
 
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:''(Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around)''
 
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I got it from the stand... over... there.
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:''[Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, wait. It's over there.
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{{qf|Merchant}} You will be sorry.
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{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
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:''[Bart has just turned Homer into a Jack-in-the-Box. Marge enters the room.]''
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} BART!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lisa did it.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's it, young man! You're coming with me!
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:''[Bart glares at Marge.]''
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[smiling nervously and waving]'' Please?
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:''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]''
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I'm going to die.
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} No! Cannot anything be done?!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there are... surgical tools... and some ether.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[wakes up and screams]''
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{{qf|Marge}} Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
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{{qf|Homer}} No, Bart bit me.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, time to shake the dew off the lily.
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:''[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} AUGH!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[trying to stay calm]'' I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? ''[laughs diabolically]'' ''[Executive Producer credit appears]''
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:''[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]''
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{{qf|Narrator}} Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
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:''[Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]''
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
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{{qf|Homer}} Mmm... spaghetti.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's our reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hate having two heads.
  
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:'''Kodos''': They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."
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Latest revision as of 11:32, June 4, 2025


Season 3 Episode Quotes
← 041 "Like Father, Like Clown"
042
"Treehouse of Horror II"
"Lisa's Pony" 043 →


Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
Homer: I got it from the stand... over... there.
[Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]
Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
Merchant: You will be sorry.
Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
[Bart has just turned Homer into a Jack-in-the-Box. Marge enters the room.]
Marge: BART!
Bart: Lisa did it.
Marge: That's it, young man! You're coming with me!
[Bart glares at Marge.]
Marge: [smiling nervously and waving] Please?
[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]
Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I'm going to die.
Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there are... surgical tools... and some ether.
Homer: [wakes up and screams]
Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me.
Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.
Homer: Well, time to shake the dew off the lily.
[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]
Homer: AUGH!
Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
Homer: [trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs diabolically] [Executive Producer credit appears]
[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]
Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
[Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]
Lisa: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
Homer: Mmm... spaghetti.
Mr. Burns: [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's our reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
Homer: Oh, I hate having two heads.
Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad • Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington • When Flanders Failed • Bart the Murderer • Homer Defined • Like Father, Like Clown • Treehouse of Horror II • Lisa's Pony • Saturdays of Thunder • Flaming Moe's • Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk • I Married Marge • Radio Bart • Lisa the Greek • Homer Alone • Bart the Lover • Homer at the Bat • Separate Vocations • Dog of Death • Colonel Homer • Black Widower • The Otto Show • Bart's Friend Falls in Love • Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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