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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
 
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
 
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Right. Shmosies.
 
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Right. Shmosies.
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{{qf|Marge}} So, you don't like my flowers?!
 
{{qf|Marge}} So, you don't like my flowers?!
 
{{qf|Homer}} Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
 
{{qf|Homer}} Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
 
{{qf|Marge}} Then maybe you could do it better!
 
{{qf|Marge}} Then maybe you could do it better!
{{qf|Homer}} Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
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{{qf|Homer}} Maybe I will!
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{{qf|Homer}} More man plants! And you can never spread enough manure! Right, boy?!
 
{{qf|Bart}} You've made it your life's work.
 
{{qf|Bart}} You've made it your life's work.
{{qf|Homer}} Done and done!
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{{qf|Sign}} The next day...
 
{{qf|Sign}} The day after that....
 
 
{{qf|Homer}} I think we need some posies.
 
{{qf|Homer}} I think we need some posies.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:33, March 31, 2026



Marge: But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
Homer: Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
Bart: Right. Shmosies.

Marge: So, you don't like my flowers?!
Homer: Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
Marge: Then maybe you could do it better!
Homer: Maybe I will!

Homer: More man plants! And you can never spread enough manure! Right, boy?!
Bart: You've made it your life's work.

Homer: I think we need some posies.