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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ''[talking with [[NASA]] by the telephone]'' Ahoy-hoy! Yes, this is he! What...? NASA...? I shouldn't what...? For what?...? Nobody tells Charles Montgomery Burns what to do!!!  
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Milhouse, this is getting boring. Let's do something else!
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} The nerve of some outsiders... Smithers! Send everything that's necessary for a space launch over to the Simpsons's residence!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Yeah! Let's spit on cars going the other direction!
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{{qf|Bart}} I think destroying something would be more fun!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} I think building something would be more fun!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What's all that racket? What are those boys doing in the front yard? They're making a mess of the lawn! I'll tell them to go someplace else!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Let them stay, Mom. Otherwise they'll just create havoc someplace else.
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{{qf|Marge}} Hrrmmm...
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{{qf|Lisa}} What harm can they do?
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Wow, a space rocket in its incipient state [GAH-HOY!] What a find!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's Professor Frink!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Ha! You need to develop a basic propulsion system  GLAVINE! It will have to be for a restricted payload, but with a course of telemetry and aerodynamics... ...with the cosmic ray fluxes, the direction of the sun  NNG-S'HOT! And we have to think about maple-leafing! I'll bring a few things... oh boy, am I excited!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's going to be a real rocket!
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{{qf|Bart}} Sure, Milhouse.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ''[on phone]'' Ahoy-hoy! Yes, this is he! What...? [[NASA]]...? I shouldn't what...? For what...? Nobody tells Charles Montgomery Burns what to do!!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} The nerve of some outsiders... Smithers! Send everything that's necessary for a space launch over to the Simpson's residence!
 
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure, sir?
 
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure, sir?
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[thinking]'' Hmm... NASA.... What is NASA....?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[thinking]'' Hmm... NASA... what is NASA...?
 
{{qf|Smithers}} ''[thinking]'' I'd better do it! That call was from NASA!
 
{{qf|Smithers}} ''[thinking]'' I'd better do it! That call was from NASA!
 
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{{qf|[[Barack Obama]]}} Ladies and getlemen, as you know, national security is our primary interest. Do whatever's necessary! The economic crisis, "beer summit," and now this! What a year!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It's the apocalypse! "Verily I say unto you, all these things shall come upon this generation." It's in Revelations!
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{{qf|Agent}} I think I found the nut that caused all this!
{{qf|Pentagon man}} ''[talking with NASA by the telephone'' What? The Simpson Project?!
 
{{qf|Pentagon man}} There had better not be a foreign power involved in this "Simpson Project!".
 
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} It's the apocalypse! "Verily I say unto you, all these things shall come upon this generation." It's in revelations!
 
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sure, I see ''[hic]'' what's wrong with this picture! My motor is missing! Hee hee...
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} But... but I was just helping the kids!
{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Right... ''[hic]'' and I know where it went... I think. ''[Brrappp]''.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah, tell it to the chief! Wait a minute, I am the chief!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 17:27, May 20, 2026



Bart: Hey, Milhouse, this is getting boring. Let's do something else!
Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah! Let's spit on cars going the other direction!
Bart: I think destroying something would be more fun!
Milhouse: I think building something would be more fun!

Marge: What's all that racket? What are those boys doing in the front yard? They're making a mess of the lawn! I'll tell them to go someplace else!
Lisa: Let them stay, Mom. Otherwise they'll just create havoc someplace else.
Marge: Hrrmmm...
Lisa: What harm can they do?

Professor Frink: Wow, a space rocket in its incipient state [GAH-HOY!] What a find!
Milhouse: It's Professor Frink!
Professor Frink: Ha! You need to develop a basic propulsion system GLAVINE! It will have to be for a restricted payload, but with a course of telemetry and aerodynamics... ...with the cosmic ray fluxes, the direction of the sun NNG-S'HOT! And we have to think about maple-leafing! I'll bring a few things... oh boy, am I excited!
Milhouse: It's going to be a real rocket!
Bart: Sure, Milhouse.

Mr. Burns: [on phone] Ahoy-hoy! Yes, this is he! What...? NASA...? I shouldn't what...? For what...? Nobody tells Charles Montgomery Burns what to do!!
Mr. Burns: The nerve of some outsiders... Smithers! Send everything that's necessary for a space launch over to the Simpson's residence!
Waylon Smithers: Are you sure, sir?
Mr. Burns: [thinking] Hmm... NASA... what is NASA...?
Smithers: [thinking] I'd better do it! That call was from NASA!

Ned Flanders: It's the apocalypse! "Verily I say unto you, all these things shall come upon this generation." It's in Revelations!
Agent: I think I found the nut that caused all this!

Professor Frink: But... but I was just helping the kids!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, tell it to the chief! Wait a minute, I am the chief!