Difference between revisions of "Special Delivery/Quotes"

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Bart: I wonder what it is?

Lisa: It's big. It could be anything. C'mon, let's get it open.

Bart: This packing tape is tough to rip.

Lisa: Don't worry, I know where Homer hides this blow torch.

Bart: But it could be...

Lisa: ...something wonderful.

Bart: All that stuff just waiting for me in the box.

Lisa: All that separates me from my stuff is a thin layer of cardboard. Oh no! They forgot to poke air-holes for the pony!

Marge: Not your too, Maggie? Okay, I'll call you father and ask him what's in the box.

Maggie: Suck! Suck!

Homer: Mmm... delicious mysterious box. Must... ignore emergency... go home... eat box.

Lisa: While mom is outside, we could open the box and then steal it back up before she notices.

Bart: I'mba wayba aheba youba.

Marge: You opened it!

Lisa: Yeah, and, boy, are we sorry.

Homer: You better not have... ...eaten any of my... diapers?

Marge: It says here you entered a "family sweep-stakes" and are the winner of a years' supply of wuvs.

Homer: I remember that. I was trying to win a sandwich.

Bart: Good one, Homer. You finally win something, and it's poopy-pants!

Homer: D'oh!

Marge: Well, I know someone who's happy.

Maggie: [Coo-coo!]