Difference between revisions of "From Lichtenslava with Love/Quotes"

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Bart: Can I have a decommisioned soviet sub?

Homer: No.

Bart: Can I?

Homer: No.

Bart: Can I?

Homer: No.

Bart: Can I?

Homer: No.

Bart: Uh-oh.

Homer: What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?

Bart: You know me. I didn't do it.

Homer: Then how do you explain that?

Agna: Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!

Bart: Aye, carumba!

Marge: My little Bart maked such a nice fiancé.

Lisa: Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?

Lisa: Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!

Agna: But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the homer of the Vhopper.

Bart: I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.

Agna: No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.

Bart: I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?

Agna: I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!