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:'''[[Bart]]''': I want to hear Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch!
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': I want to hear Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, if you would just give public radio a change, you'd find lots of stuff to appreciate.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, if you would just give public radio a change, you'd find lots of stuff to appreciate.

Revision as of 17:24, March 13, 2020


Bart: I want to hear Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch!
Lisa: Bart, if you would just give public radio a change, you'd find lots of stuff to appreciate.
Bart: Yeah, like the off switch on the radio...
Marge: Let's listen to good oil' non-offensive Bill and Marty on KBBL.

Lisa: It doesn't matter who shouted first!
Bart: Of course it does! Shouting first is one of the foundations of modern American society!

Nelson: There's only one way to settle a fight between siblings. But my cousin's dueling pistols are in a police evidence locker downtown... so I guess you'll just have to slug each other.
Lisa: Good! If I can't talk some sense into Bart, I'll beat it into him!
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll make sure this time you do shout first!

Lisa: Give it up, Bart! I don't want them getting confused about who the real winner is.
Bart: They won't I'll let 'em know It's me before you can get a word in edgewise!

Ned: See, Bart and Lisa? You could have had a tea party in your very own Noah's Ark bedroom if ou had just worked together.
Lisa: If you let us leave, I promise we'll never argue again!
Bart: I agree with Lisa. Hey, whaddya know? We're getting along better already!