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Kodos: Happy clone-iversary!
Kang: Kodos! You remembered!
Kodos: How could I forget the day you were genetically copied from the DNA file of the previous kang?
Kang: We'll you shouldn't have!
Kodos: Enjoy your feast! I made your favorite! Earthlings!
Nelson:We've been kidnapped by aliens!
Milhouse:Aaaah!
Bart: At least it gets us out of gym glass!

Bart: If you want to lose wight, I can help!
Kang: What do you mean?
Milhouse (whispers): Bart, what are you doing?
Bart: We were exercising when you caught us! Let us help you!
Kang: That's a good idea! We'll start tomorrow! I'll just have this one small snack first!
Milhouse: Yaaah!
Bart: No! He's a nerd. They go right to your hips!
Kang: Fine! Let us begin now!
Kodos: Whatever I'll be on the holodeck!
Kang: Oh no you don't! We're in this togheter.
Kodos: [SPACE SIGH!]

Milhouse: It's lucky this spaceship has a medical lab that can heal anything!
Nelson: Remind me to put that to the test witn an atomic wedige later!

Kang: That does it! It's no use! I'll never get back in shape! I'm just going to eat you all sprinkled on ice cream!
Bart: A-a-any other ideas? Now's the time!
Nelson: I'm just gonna finish this ice cream first! It doesn't hurt my teeth to eat it anymore!

Bart: Oh hey, Kang. You're back!
Kang: Yes, the medical lab re-cloned me! And the process broguht me back to my original weight! No more workouts! But I have one small request before we leave Earth.