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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} What is the matter with you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Thank you, [[Bill Cosby]]. You've saved The Simpsons! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh, take us to the video store? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Anything for my little girl. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Loser mobile... hehehe... wait a minute! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh, It's over there Nelson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Goodbye son! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe it's for the best. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[Steve McQueen]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "What are your son's hobbies?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} He hasn't done that since he was two! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Then he has no hobbies! | |
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- Bart: Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.
- Martin: What is the matter with you?
- Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.
- Bart: Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!
- Homer: Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
- Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
- Lisa: Uh, take us to the video store?
- Homer: Anything for my little girl.
- Nelson: Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile!
- Homer: Loser mobile... hehehe... wait a minute!
- Bart: Uh, It's over there Nelson.
- Nelson: Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap!
- Homer: Goodbye son!
- Milhouse: Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away!
- Bart: Maybe it's for the best.
- Marge: Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?"
- Homer: Steve McQueen.
- Marge: That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting."
- Homer: Next
- Marge: "What are your son's hobbies?"
- Homer: Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord.
- Marge: He hasn't done that since he was two!
- Homer: Then he has no hobbies!
